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Driving the curve
Flating the hills
Someday the mouns might get them, but the law never will.
Straight'nin' the curve
Flat'nin' the hills
Someday the mountain might get 'em, but the law never will.
Fightin' the system like a true modern day Robin Hood.
Fightin' the system like two modern day Robin Hoods.
These are the correct lyrics since Mr. Jennings was asked to write a theme song specifically for the show, as well as being the narrator. Bo and Luke Duke are in this case the two modern day Robin Hoods, as well as the song constantly referring to 'they' 'their' and 'them.' Not to mention the opening line of 'Just two good ole boys.'
Fightin' the system like two modern day Robin Hoods.
Fightin' the system like a true modern day Robin Hood.
Fightin' the system like two modern day Robin Hoods
Fightin' the system like a true modern day Robin Hood
Fighting the system
Hey nanny, hey nanny noo.
Fighting the system
Like two modern day Robin Hoods.
I'm a good ol' boy
You know my mama loved me
But she don't understand I keep my show in my pants
and not my face on TV
I'm a good ol' boy
You know my mama loved me
But she don't understand they keep a showin' my hands
And not my face on TV
Editor's note: "Theme from The Dukes of Hazzard (Good Ol' Boys)" is the official title of this song, not anything variant.
I'm a good old boy
You know my momma smokes weed
But she don't understand they keep slappin' my hands
And not my face on TV
I'm a good ol' boy
You know my mama loved me
But she don't understand they keep a showin' my hands
And not my face on TV
Just the good ol' boys Never meanin' the Hogg Beats all you ever saw Been in trouble with the law since the day they been born
Just the good ol' boys Never meanin' no harm Beats all you never saw Been in trouble with the law since the day they was born.
Just the good ol' boys,
never meaning' no harm
Beats all you ever saw
been in trouble with the law since the Daisy was born
Just the Good Ol' Boys
never meanin' no harm
Beats all you ever saw
been in trouble with the law
Since the day they was born
Just the good ol' boys
Never meanin' no harm
Beats all you ever saw
Been in trouble with the law since the Daisy was born.
Just the good ol' boys
Never meanin' no harm
Beats all you never saw
Been in trouble with the law since the day they was born.
Making a wave
The only wave they know how
Making their way
The only way they know how
Matin' the girls
Flappin' their gills
Some day mounting might git em but da law never will
Straight'nin' the curve
Flat'nin' the hills
Someday the mountain might get 'em, but the law never will.
Someday the mountain lion get 'em, but the law never will.
Someday the mountain might get 'em, but the law never will.
Straightenin' the girls
Flappin' the Dukes
Somehow the gettin' 'bout the whippin' but the naw
Webba will
Just the Good Ol' Boys
Never meanin' no harm
Beats all you ever saw been in trouble with the law
Since the day they was born
Straightenin' the girls
Flappin' their boobs.
Straightenin' the curves
Flattenin' the hills.
Straightenin' their curls,
Flappin' their gills,
Straight'nin' the curve
Flat'nin' the hills
Someday the mountain might get 'em, but the law never will.
Straightening the curves
Flappin' their gills
Straightening the curves
Flattening the hills
That's just a little bit more than the lobble-dee-low
That's just a little bit more than the law will allow
That's just a little bit more than the lonely prow
That's just a little bit more than the law will allow
That's just a little bit more than watching Morton live.
That's just a little bit more than the law will allow.
That's just a little bit more than watching Morton live.
That's just a little bit more than the law will allow.
But the law never wins
But the law never will
But the lawn never will
But the law never will
Fightin' the system like a tube on a day lovin' blue
Fightin' the system like two modern day Robin Hoods
I'm a Bugle Boy
I'm a good ol' boy
I'm a Kool-Aid boy
I'm a good ol' boy
I'm a poodle dog
I'm a good ol' boy
I'm a schoolyard boy
I'm a good ol' boy
There's a bean in the hall
Never meanin' no harm