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And the heart attacks would say
Thank you for being a friend.
And the card attached would say
Thank you for being a friend.
Theme song from the sitcom "The Golden Girls"
We both see the biggest gift will be for me
and the heart attack would say:
'Thank you for being a friend.'
You would see the biggest gift would be from me
and the card attatched would say:
'Thank you for being a friend.'
You would see the biggest skipper beef um me
And the heart of Tatchwood say
Thank you for being a friend
You would see the biggest gift would be from me
And the card attached would say
Thank you for being a friend
Theme from "Golden Girls"
You wussy, the biggest gimp that you could be
And the heart attacks would stay
Thank you for being a friend.
You would see the biggest gift would be from me
And the card attached would say
Thank you for being a friend.
And if you blew a potty
And if you threw a party
And if you drew a forest
And if you threw a party
And if you grew to love it
And if you threw a party
And the Porter House would say,
"Thank you for being a friend"
And the card attached would say,
"Thank you for being a friend"
And the car attached would say
And the card attached would say
And the heart attack would say, "Thank you for being a friend."
And the card attached would say, "Thank you for being a friend."
And when we both give order
With walking canes and Aero gray
And when we both get older
With walking canes and hair of gray
I surely buy you a cataract
I surely buy you a Cadillac
I would surely buy you a cantaloupe
I would surely buy you a Cadillac
I would surely buy you a gag lag
I would surely buy you a Cadillac
Invited everyone for you
Invited everyone you knew
Thank you for being depressed
Thank you for being a friend
Thank you for being in France
Thank you for being a friend
Won't you stand up and take about?
or
Won't you stand up and take a vow?
Won't you stand up and take a bow?
You would see the biggest kiss would be from me
You would see the biggest gift would be from me
You're a belle and a confidant
You're a pal and a confidant
You're a pet that you're confident
You're a pal and a confidant
Your hummus crew
Your heart is true