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Daddy taught me young how to hunt and how to twiddle
Daddy taught me young how to hunt and how to whittle
Guitar's sweet so I keep it kind of low.
Kids are asleep so I keep it kind of low.
He taught me how to work and play a toot on the fiddle
He taught me how to work and play a tune on the fiddle
Life ain't nothin' but a farting-flying fiddle
Life ain't nothin' but a funny, funny riddle
Life ain't nothin' but a funny-money riddle.
Life ain't nothin' but a funny, funny riddle.
My days are all filled when I'm easy cutting cars.
My days are all filled with an easy country charm.
Silly folk drivin' in a black limousine
City folk drivin' in a black limousine
Thank god I'm a crunchy boy
Thank god I'm a country boy
Well I fiddled with my daddy 'till the day he died.
Well, my fiddle was my daddy's 'till the day he died.
Well I got me a fife and I got me a fiddle
Well I got me a fine wife, I got me a fiddle
Well I got me a five and I got me old fiddle
When the sun's comin' up I got cakes on the brittle
Well I got me a fine wife I got me old fiddle
When the sun's comin' up I got cakes on the griddle
Well, I got me a pipe, I got me a fiddle
Well I got me a fine wife, I got me a fiddle
Well, I work all day and I piddle in a can
Well, I work all day and I fiddle when I can
When the sun's coming up,
I got kegs on the brittle
When the sun's coming up,
I got cakes on the griddle
Life ain't nothin' but a fuddy-duddy riddle
Life ain't nothin' but a funny, funny riddle
Say "God, what a country boy"
Thank God I'm a country boy
Thank God I watch PAW Patrol
Thank God I'm a country boy
Thank God I'm Puppet Boy!
Thank God I'm a country boy!
Thank God I'm a junkie boy
Thank God I'm a country boy
Thank god I'm a Tonka truck
Thank God I'm a country boy
Well I got me a fife and I got me a fiddle
When the sun's comin' up I got cakes on the girdle
Well I got me a fine wife I got me old fiddle
When the sun's comin' up I got cakes on the griddle
Well I got me a fine wife I got me an ole fiddle
When the sun's coming up I got cake on the griddle
Well I got me a fine wife I got me an ole fiddle
When the sun's coming up I got cakes on the griddle
Well, I got me a fine wife, I got me old fiddle
When the sun's coming up I got cake on the griddle
Well, I got me a fine wife, I got me old fiddle
When the sun's coming up I got cakes on the griddle
When the sun's coming up,
I just can't solve the riddle
When the sun's coming up,
I got cakes on the griddle