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And I'm wandering
And I wonder why
Bearnaise, what now?
Blue days, black nights
Blue knees, black tights
Blue days, black nights
Do these black nights
Blue days, black nights
Hello, who are you?
Hello, how are you?
I'm leaving it Twinings
I'm living in twilight
I'm living in firelight
I'm living in twilight
I'm really in twilight
I'm living in twilight
Lemon and lime
Telephone line
Oh, Kate, so you're not answering.
O.K., so no one's answering.
Tell me a lie
Telephone line
Tell me polite
Telephone Line
Tell me to whine
Telephone line
Tell it to life, give me some time,
I'm living in twilight
or
Tellin' no lies, give me some time,
I'm living in twilight
or
Tellin' no lies, give me some time,
I'm living in twilight
Telephone line, give me some time, I'm living in twilight
Terrible mind
Telephone line
Through these black nights
Blue days, black nights
Who needs black eyes?
Blue days, black nights
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