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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Telephone that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Lady Gaga featuring Beyonce's, "Telephone"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I'm Malcolm the Cub
And I'm sick of that bulb.
And I'm sick of that bulb.
Original Lyrics:
Cuz I'm out in the club
And I'm sippin' that bubb
And I'm sippin' that bubb
(I submitted these lyrics before, but the submission must have gotten lost -- it was so long ago.)
Lady Gaga's, "Telephone"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I'm Malcolm the Cub
And I'm sick of that pub.
And I'm sick of that pub.
Original Lyrics:
Cuz I'm out in the club
And I'm sippin' that bubb
And I'm sippin' that bubb
Lady Gaga's, "Telephone"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I'm Malcom the Bug
And I'm sick of that pug.
And I'm sick of that pug.
Original Lyrics:
Cuz I'm out in the club
And I'm sippin' that bubb
And I'm sippin' that bubb
(I submitted these lyrics before, but the submission must have gotten lost -- it was so long ago.)
Lady Gaga's, "Telephone"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I'm Malcom the Cub.
I'm a sycophant bug.
I'm a sycophant bug.
Original Lyrics:
Cuz I'm out in the club
And I'm sippin' that bubb
And I'm sippin' that bubb
(I submitted these lyrics before, but the submission must have gotten lost -- it was so long ago.)
Lady Gaga featuring Beyonce's, "Telephone"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I cannot text you without drinking my eh-eh
Original Lyrics:
And I cannot text you with a drink in my hand
Lady Gaga featuring Beyonce's, "Telephone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you breaking up with me?
Original Lyrics:
Oh, you're breaking up on me.
Lady Gaga's, "Telephone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cuz I'm out in the club
And I'm sniffin' that butt
And I'm sniffin' that butt
Original Lyrics:
Cuz I'm out in the club
And I'm sippin' that bubb
And I'm sippin' that bubb
Lady Gaga featuring Beyonce's, "Telephone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes don't like to get no calls
'Cause I'll be dead soon.
'Cause I'll be dead soon.
Original Lyrics:
Tonight I'm not takin' no calls
'Cause I'll be dancin'.
'Cause I'll be dancin'.
(I submitted these lyrics before, but the submission must have gotten lost -- it was so long ago.)
Lady Gaga featuring Beyonce's, "Telephone"
Misheard Lyrics:
The way you blowin' up my phone,
Won't make me leave no faster,
Put my coke on faster,
Leave my girls go faster
Won't make me leave no faster,
Put my coke on faster,
Leave my girls go faster
Original Lyrics:
Boy, the way you blowin' up my phone,
Won't make me leave no faster,
Put my coat on faster,
Leave my girls no faster
Won't make me leave no faster,
Put my coat on faster,
Leave my girls no faster
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