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Another co*k in the murder machine
Another cog in the murder machine
Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me.
Another cock in the murder machine
Another cog in the murder machine
Because if drugs ever work,
You're going to look like a smurf
Because if drugs ever work,
They're gonna give you a smirk
Because the drugs never work
They're gonna give you a smurf
Because the drugs never work
They're gonna give you a smirk
But if drugs never work,
They're gonna give you a Smurfs
Because the drugs never work,
They're gonna give you a smirk
Make you collapse
As long as someone'll bleed.
They could care less
As long as someone'll bleed.
So darken you're clothes or strike a violin pose
So darken your clothes or strike a violent pose
So darken you're clothes
or strike a violin pose
So darken your clothes
or strike a violent pose
So darken your clothes, I'll strike a violin pose
So darken your clothes or strike a violent pose
So darken your clothes, or strike a violent post
So darken your clothes, or strike a violent pose
So don't get real close, I'll strike a violent pose.
So darken your clothes, or strike a violent pose.
So draw on your clothes, I'll strike a violin pose
So darken your clothes or strike a violent pose
So fart on your clothes, then strike a violin pose,
Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me.
So darken your clothes, or strike a violent pose,
Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me.
So take off your clothes
And strike a violent pose.
So darken your clothes
And strike a violent pose.
So talking of those
Strike a violent pose.
So darken your clothes
And strike a violent pose.
So tuck in your clothes and I'll strike a violent pose
So darken your clothes or strike a violent pose
So tuck in your clothes and strike a violent pose
So darken your clothes or strike a violent pose
So tuck in your clothes, and strike a violent pose
So darken your clothes, or strike a violent pose
So tuck in your clothes
I'll strike an Ireland pose
So darken your clothes
And strike a violent pose.
So tuck in your clothes
So darken your clothes
Their trays fall, teenagers make me wanna squeeze some t*ts
They said all teenagers scare the living s*** out of me
They could care less
As long as I wanna bleed.
They could care less
As long as someone'll bleed.
They said those teen 80's shows the living shit out of me
They said all teenagers scare the living shit out of me
They'll rip all your threads
Tell you your aunts are dead.
They'll rip off your heads
Your aspirations to shreds.
They'll rip up your hedge,
Your aspirations to shreds.
They'll rip off your heads
Your aspirations to shreds.
Unstrap some violin bows
Or strike a violent pose