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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Tea for Two that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Doris Day's, "Tea for Two"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheese for two and two for cheese
Original Lyrics:
Tea for two and two for tea
Doris Day's, "Tea for Two"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eat for two and two to eat
Original Lyrics:
Tea for two and two for tea
Doris Day's, "Tea for Two"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pee for two and two for pee
Original Lyrics:
Tea for two and two for tea
Doris Day's, "Tea for Two"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a dude, a dude for me
Original Lyrics:
Tea for two and two for tea
Doris Day's, "Tea for Two"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tea for two and two for me
Original Lyrics:
Tea for two and two for tea
Doris Day's, "Tea for Two"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two for you and two for me
Original Lyrics:
Tea for two and two for tea

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