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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Teacher that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Jethro Tull's, "Teacher"
Misheard Lyrics:
No sense in sitting there healing everyone
No matter I love his castle isn't whole.
No matter I love his castle isn't whole.
Original Lyrics:
No sense in sitting there hating everyone
No man's an island and his castle isn't home.
No man's an island and his castle isn't home.
Jethro Tull's, "Teacher"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes, drinking had him lying there in bed
Original Lyrics:
Suntanned, drink in hand, lying there in bed
Jethro Tull's, "Teacher"
Misheard Lyrics:
The dawn was coming
I heard him ringing on my beard.
I heard him ringing on my beard.
Original Lyrics:
The dawn was coming
Heard him ringing on my bell.
Heard him ringing on my bell.
Jethro Tull's, "Teacher"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the damn was coming
I heard him ringing on my bell.
I heard him ringing on my bell.
Original Lyrics:
Well, the dawn was coming
Heard him ringing on my bell.
Heard him ringing on my bell.
Big Country's, "The Teacher"
Misheard Lyrics:
Teacher will you show to me
The bond between the land and sea
For I am you to mystery
I want everything made up for me
I love history I love history
The bond between the land and sea
For I am you to mystery
I want everything made up for me
I love history I love history
Original Lyrics:
Teacher will you show to me
The bond between the land and sea
For I am new to mystery
I want everything laid out for me
All of history All of history
The bond between the land and sea
For I am new to mystery
I want everything laid out for me
All of history All of history
Big Country's, "The Teacher"
Misheard Lyrics:
Teacher, will you show to me
The bond between the land I see?
For I am you through history
I want everything laid out for me
Aww, love history, aww love history.
The bond between the land I see?
For I am you through history
I want everything laid out for me
Aww, love history, aww love history.
Original Lyrics:
Teacher, will you show to me
The bond between the land and sea?
For I am new to mystery
I want everything laid out for me
All of history, all of history.
The bond between the land and sea?
For I am new to mystery
I want everything laid out for me
All of history, all of history.
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