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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Taxman that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
The Beatles', "Taxman"
Misheard Lyrics:
And my advice for those who die.
Wear paper pennies on your eyes.
Wear paper pennies on your eyes.
Original Lyrics:
And my advice for those who die.
Declare the pennies on your eyes.
Declare the pennies on your eyes.
The Beatles', "Taxman"
Misheard Lyrics:
And my advice for those who die
Put leather pennies on your eyes.
Put leather pennies on your eyes.
Original Lyrics:
And my advice for those who die
Declare the pennies on your eyes.
Declare the pennies on your eyes.
The Beatles', "Taxman"
Misheard Lyrics:
And my advice for those who die
Wear clover pennies on your eyes.
Wear clover pennies on your eyes.
Original Lyrics:
And my advice for those who die
Declare the pennies on your eyes.
Declare the pennies on your eyes.
The Beatles', "Taxman"
Misheard Lyrics:
And my advice for those who die
Be clever and ease on your rise.
Be clever and ease on your rise.
Original Lyrics:
And my advice for those who die
Declare the pennies on your eyes.
Declare the pennies on your eyes.
The Beatles', "Taxman"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the wheel, sir...It's the heat
Original Lyrics:
Mr. Wilson...Mr. Heath
The Beatles', "Taxman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep clever Annie on your side.
Original Lyrics:
Declare the pennies on your eyes.
The Beatles', "Taxman"
Misheard Lyrics:
My advice for those who die
put silver pennies on your eyes
put silver pennies on your eyes
Original Lyrics:
My advice for those who die
declare the pennies on your eyes
declare the pennies on your eyes
I read an interview with George Martin done in 1975 or so in which he mentioned that many people thought the song sounded like the 'Batman' theme. as for me, I like the noisy guitar solo.
The Beatles', "Taxman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now my advice for those who die,
Put clever freddies on your eyes
Put clever freddies on your eyes
Original Lyrics:
Now my advice for those who die,
Declare the pennies on your eyes
Declare the pennies on your eyes
The Beatles', "Taxman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now my advice for those who die
Declare the panties on your eyes.
Declare the panties on your eyes.
Original Lyrics:
Now my advice for those who die
Declare the pennies on your eyes.
Declare the pennies on your eyes.
The Beatles', "Taxman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now my advice for those who die
Put clever pennies on your eyes.
Put clever pennies on your eyes.
Original Lyrics:
Now my advice for those who die
Declare the pennies on your eyes.
Declare the pennies on your eyes.
The Beatles', "Taxman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put clever pennies on your eyes
Original Lyrics:
Declare the pennies on your eyes
The Beatles', "Taxman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put colored pennies on your eyes.
Original Lyrics:
Declare the pennies on your eyes.
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