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Billy Joe shot a man down in Wallaby's castle
Billy Joe shot a man while robbing his castle
Billy Joe shot a man down in rubbing castle.
Billy Joe shot a man while robbing his castle.
Billy Joe shot a man while robbin' his Gasso.
Billy Joe shot a man while robbin' this castle.
Billy Joe shot a man while robbin' his asshole
Billy Joe shot a man while robbin' his castle
Billy Joe shot a man while robbing his gasso.
Billy Joe shot a man while robbing his castle.
Billy Joe shouted out "Hey Bobby look at this castle!"
Billy Joe shot a man while robbing his castle
Come on, take the money you run.
Go on, take the money and run.
Go on, the Devonian run.
Go on, take the money and run.
Go, take the bunny and run.
Go on, take the money and run.
He knows just exactly what the fax is
He knows just exactly what the facts is
He knows just exactly what the fax is
He knows just exactly what the facts is
Headed down to old El Paso
That's where they ran into a great big asshole.
Headed down to old El Paso
That's where they ran into a great big hassle.
Oh-ohhhh, kick your buddy and run.
Oh-ohhh, take the money and run.
Swear they ran into a great big hassle
Billy Joe shot a man while robbing his a** hole.
That's where they ran into a great big hassle
Billy Joe shot a man while robbing his castle.
Than sit around the house, gettin' high on watchin' tube.
Than sit around the house, get high, and watch the tube.
Then sit around the house.
Can I watch it, too?
or
Than sit around the house.
Curtain iron watchin', too
or
Than sit around the house.
Curtain iron watchin', too
Than sit around the house,
get high, and watch the tube.
That's where they ran into a great big asshole
That's where they ran into a great big hastle
Then sit around the house, get an eyewash or two
Than sit around the house, get high, and watch the tube
They sit around the house get an eye wash or two
Than sit around the house, get high, and watch the tube.
This is the story about Billy Joel and Bobbie Sue.
This is the story about Billy Joe and Bobby Sue.
Two young lovers with wild attitude.
Two young lovers with nothing better to do.
Whoo, the Devonian Run!
Whoo, take the money and run.
Billy Joe shot Man Rob out of his castle
Billy Joe shot a man while robbing his castle
Come on, take Imodium on
Go on, take the money and run