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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Take Me Out that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Franz Ferdinand's, "Take Me Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you leave me
or
And if you greet me
You leave me broken, Sha-na-na-na
or
You leave me broken, Sha-la-la-la
(later)
If I move, pass a dime
or
If I move, pass it on
or
If I move to pass the time
Original Lyrics:
And if you leave here
You leave me broken, shattered I lie
(later)
If I move, this could die
Franz Ferdinand's, "Take Me Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Har du fiskedej?
Original Lyrics:
If I move this could die.
Franz Ferdinand's, "Take Me Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know I don't be leaving here.
Original Lyrics:
I know I won't be leaving here
Franz Ferdinand's, "Take Me Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know I don't believe in me
Original Lyrics:
I know I won't be leaving here
Franz Ferdinand's, "Take Me Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know I won't be leaving hell.
Original Lyrics:
I know I won't be leaving here
Franz Ferdinand's, "Take Me Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know I won't be lieber herr
Original Lyrics:
I know I won't be leaving here
Franz Ferdinand's, "Take Me Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know I won't believe in Hell.
Original Lyrics:
I know I don't be leaving here.
Franz Ferdinand's, "Take Me Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know I won't believe in you with you
Original Lyrics:
I know I won't be leaving here with you
Franz Ferdinand's, "Take Me Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
I say goats could die
I say goats could die.
Original Lyrics:
If I move this could die
If my eyes move this could die.
Franz Ferdinand's, "Take Me Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
I say “don’t you go”
Original Lyrics:
I say “don’t you know”
Franz Ferdinand's, "Take Me Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll leave you broken, shout it out loud.
Original Lyrics:
I'll leave you broken, shattered, alive.
Franz Ferdinand's, "Take Me Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just a Cossack.
Original Lyrics:
I'm just a crosshair.
Franz Ferdinand's, "Take Me Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just a cross-hand.
Original Lyrics:
I'm just a crosshair.
Franz Ferdinand's, "Take Me Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just a crosshead,
I'm just a short American dyke.
or
I'm just a cross-hair
I'm just a shotthen we can die.
Original Lyrics:
I'm just a cross-hair
I'm just a shot away from you.
Franz Ferdinand's, "Take Me Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just a crotch hair.
Original Lyrics:
I'm just a crosshair.
Franz Ferdinand's, "Take Me Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just a short American guy.
Original Lyrics:
I'm just a shot, and then we can die.
Franz Ferdinand's, "Take Me Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just across here
Original Lyrics:
I'm just a crosshair
Franz Ferdinand's, "Take Me Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just across there.
Original Lyrics:
I'm just a crosshair.
Franz Ferdinand's, "Take Me Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I move, Sensodyne
Original Lyrics:
If I move, this could die
Franz Ferdinand's, "Take Me Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I move, disco duck
Original Lyrics:
If I move, this could die
Franz Ferdinand's, "Take Me Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I move, it's a guy
Original Lyrics:
If I move, this could die
Franz Ferdinand's, "Take Me Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me home!
Original Lyrics:
Take me out!
Franz Ferdinand's, "Take Me Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
You leave me broken, shattered I lie.
Original Lyrics:
You leave me broken, shattered alive.
Franz Ferdinand's, "Take Me Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
You leave me broken, shut and alive.
Original Lyrics:
You leave me broken, shattered alive.
Franz Ferdinand's, "Take Me Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
You leave me broken; shattered, I lie there.
Original Lyrics:
You leave me broken, shattered alive.
Franz Ferdinand's, "Take Me Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll leave me broken, sha-da-da-da lie.
Original Lyrics:
You leave me broken, shattered alive.
Franz Ferdinand's, "Take Me Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your such a cocksack
Original Lyrics:
I'm just a crosshair.

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