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This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Take Me Out that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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And if you leave me
or
And if you greet me
You leave me broken, Sha-na-na-na
or
You leave me broken, Sha-la-la-la
(later)
If I move, pass a dime
or
If I move, pass it on
or
If I move to pass the time
And if you leave here
You leave me broken, shattered I lie
(later)
If I move, this could die
Har du fiskedej?
If I move this could die.
I know I don't be leaving here.
I know I won't be leaving here
I know I don't believe in me
I know I won't be leaving here
I know I won't be leaving hell.
I know I won't be leaving here
I know I won't be lieber herr
I know I won't be leaving here
I know I won't believe in Hell.
I know I don't be leaving here.
I know I won't believe in you with you
I know I won't be leaving here with you
I say goats could die
I say goats could die.
If I move this could die
If my eyes move this could die.
I say “don’t you go”
I say “don’t you know”
I'll leave you broken, shout it out loud.
I'll leave you broken, shattered, alive.
I'm just a Cossack.
I'm just a crosshair.
I'm just a cross-hand.
I'm just a crosshair.
I'm just a crosshead,
I'm just a short American dyke.
or
I'm just a cross-hair
I'm just a shotthen we can die.
I'm just a cross-hair
I'm just a shot away from you.
I'm just a crotch hair.
I'm just a crosshair.
I'm just a short American guy.
I'm just a shot, and then we can die.
I'm just across here
I'm just a crosshair
I'm just across there.
I'm just a crosshair.
If I move, Sensodyne
If I move, this could die
If I move, disco duck
If I move, this could die
If I move, it's a guy
If I move, this could die
Take me home!
Take me out!
You leave me broken, shattered I lie.
You leave me broken, shattered alive.
You leave me broken, shut and alive.
You leave me broken, shattered alive.
You leave me broken; shattered, I lie there.
You leave me broken, shattered alive.
You'll leave me broken, sha-da-da-da lie.
You leave me broken, shattered alive.
Your such a cocksack
I'm just a crosshair.