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Another suburban edamame
Another suburban family morning
Another suburban family morning
My mother screaming at the wall
Another suburban family morning
Grandmother's screaming at the wall
Another suburban funny bunny
Another suburban family morning
Another working day has ended
Another rush hour hell to face.
Another working day has ended
Only the rush hour hell to face.
Another working day has ended
You better wash your hands and face.
Another working day has ended
Only the rush hour hell to face.
Lyrics were more difficult to understand as a child.
Daddy always says to do the dishes, there's only so much more that he can take
Daddy only stares into the distance, there's only so much more that he can take
He sees his family whole now
Looming in his headlights
He climbs upstairs and drinks his apple tea
He sees his family home now
Looming in his headlights
The pain upstairs that make his eyeballs ache.
He sees his family whole now
Looming in his headlights
He goes upstairs and drinks his apple tea..
He sees his family home now
Looming in his headlights
The pain upstairs that make his eyeballs ache.
He sees his family whole now, looming in his headlights
He climbs upstairs that drinks his apple tea
He sees his family whole now, looming in his headlights
He pain upstairs that makes his eyeballs ache
Mother chants a litany of order and frustration
Mother chants her litany of boredom and frustration
Of a dark Spotify
Of a dark Scottish loch
Spotify is a music streaming service.
Only the Russians have true faith
Only the rush-hour hell to face
Only the rush of hand to face.
Only the rush hour hell to face.
Secretary's powder cream like sheep farts on a red-like screech.
Secretaries pout and preen like cheap tarts on a red light street.
Secretary's proud and green like cheap tarts on a red light street.
Secretaries pout and preen like cheap tarts on a red light street.
We all know the suicides are gay
We all know the suicides are fake
We have to shout across the din of our rush through space
We have to shout above the din of our Rice Crispies
Editor's note: It is The Police who recorded this song, and yes, Sting was a member, but it is billed as just 'The Police'; not anything variant.
We know all the suicides are made
We all know the suicides are fake