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And raunchy sandals too
Huarachi sandals, too
Archie Centos, too
Huarachi sandals, too
Bushy bushy bon amie
Surfing USA!
Bushy bushy blonde hairdos
Cushy cushy von hairdo
Bushy bushy blonde hairdos
Everybody's got a serpent
Everybody's gone surfin'
If everybody had a notion across the USA
If everybody had an ocean across the USA
Pushy pushy von airhorn
Bushy bushy blonde hairdo
Or Archie sandals,too
or
Raunchy sandals, too
or
Raunchy sandals, too
Huarachi sandals,too
Raunchy sinners, too
Huarachi sandals,too
We're watchin sandals too
Bushy bushy bon hairdos
Huarachi sandals too
Bushy bushy blonde hairdos
You see 'em wearing sun bagels.
Hibatchi sandals, too.
A pushy, bushy blonde haired girl
and servin' USA
You'll see 'em wearing their baggies.
Huarachi sandals too.
A bushy, bushy blonde hairdo.
Surfin' USA
bushy bushy bon huley
Bushy bushy blonde hairdos
A bushy bushy Von Herman
A bushy bushy blonde hairdo
A bushy bushy-bon hairdo
A bushy bushy blonde hairdo
All over Manhattan,
And down da weenie way
All over Manhattan,
And down Doheny way
Australia's never been
or
Australia, you're a bean.
or
Australia, you're a bean.
Australia's Narrabeen
A bushy bushy barn hair do
A bushy bushy blonde hairdo
A bushy bushy bon hairdo
A bushy bushy blonde hairdo
Bushy bushy blonde hair, dudes
Bushy bushy blonde hairdos
Bushy bushy bon hairdos, surfin' USA
Bushy bushy blond hairdos, surfin' USA
Bushy, Bushy von Hairdo
Bushy, bushy blonde hairdos
Butchy, butchy banana
Bushy, bushy blonde hairdos
Everybody's gone searchin'...
Everybody's gone surfin'...
Everybody's gone searchin'
Everybody's gone surfin'
If everybody had a nose job across the USA
If everybody had an ocean across the USA
If everybody had a notion, across the U.S.A.
If everybody had an ocean, across the U.S.A.
If everybody had a notion
To cross the U.S.A.
Then everybody be serving
I can't afford IA
See 'em wearin their badges
And raunchy Sanders, too
A pushy pushy blonde-haired dude
Servin' U.S.A.
If everybody had an ocean
Across the U.S.A.
Then everybody'd be surfin'
Like Californi-a
You'd seem 'em wearing their baggies
Huarachi sandals too
A bushy, bushy blonde hairdo
Surfin' U.S.A.
If everybody had an ulcer
across the USA
If everybody had an ocean
across the USA
I dunno why people would feel like surfin' if they had an ulcer!
If everybody had emotions
If everybody had an ocean
Karachi sandals, too
Huarachi sandals, too
Marachi sandals, too
Huarachi sandals, too
Mariachi Sandals, too
Huarachi sandals,too
Send the crews in dresses
Santa Cruz and Tressels
Serve a U.S.A.
Surfin' U.S.A.
Versace Sandals, too
Huarachi sandals,too
We got your sandals, too.
Huarachi sandals,too
We'll all be plannin' how to root
We'll all be plannin' out a route
My lyric speaks to Australia AND America!
Wear Archie sandals too
Huarachi sandals,too
Wear raunchy sandals too
A bushy-bushy Vaughan hairdo
Surfin' USA.
Huarache sandals too
A bushy, bushy blonde hairdo
Surfin' USA.
Where out she sent us to
A bushy bushy bun hairdo
Huarachi sandals too
Bushy bushy blonde hairdos
With roses and bulbs too
Huarache sandals too
Editor's Note: To the person who submitted this: Pitbull never performed this one!
You see we're in the baggies.
You'll see 'em wearing their baggies.
You'd see 'em wearing their baggies
And Roger's sandals too
A goosy goosy gone Gertrude
Surfin' U.S.A
You'd see 'em wearing their baggies
Huarachi sandals too
A bushy, bushy blonde hairdo
Surfin' U.S.A.
You'll catch em' surfin' at Wal-Mart,
Ventura county's pines, Santa Claus and Vincent,
Your Mama's terrapin, all over Manhattan,
and down your heiny way
You'll catch em' surfin' at Del Mar,
Ventura County Line, Santa Cruz and Tressels,
Australia's narabine, all over Manhattan,
and down Doheny Way
You'll see 'em wearing their baggies.
Wear out your sandals too
You'll see 'em wearing their baggies.
Huarachi sandals too
You'll see 'em wearing their baggies
Or Archie sandles, too.
You'll see 'em wearing their baggies
Huarachi sandals, too.
You'll see 'em wearing their baggies
Rocky sandals, too!
You'll see 'em wearing their baggies
Huarache sandals, too.
You'll see 'em wearing their baggies
Rodgie Semmels too.
You'll see 'em wearing their baggies
Huarachi sandals too.
You'll see 'em wearing their maggies
Mariachi sandals too.
You'll see 'em wearing their baggies
Huarachi sandals too.
All over Mahatma
All over Manhattan
If everybody had emotions
If everybody had an ocean