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This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Subterranean Homesick Blues that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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Better stay away from those pair around a fire hose
Keep a clean nose, wash your clean clothes.
Better stay away from those that carry around a fire hose
Keep a clean nose, watch the plain clothes.
Don't wear sandals -- the California scandals!
Don't wear sandals, try to avoid the scandals.
Don't wear sandals
An' try to forge a scandal.
Don't wear sandals
Try to avoid the scandals.
Look out kid, he's sucking your d***.
Look out kid, it's something you did.
Look out kid
You're gonna get hit
By losers, cheaters
Six-time losers
Hanging round the theaters.
Look out kid
You're gonna get hit
But users, cheaters
Six-time users
Hang around the theaters.
Six time users
Hanging around the fetus.
Six-time losers
Hangin' around the theaters.
Talkin' 'bout the heap of plans in the bed bugs.
Talkin' that the heat that put plants in the bed but...
The man in the coon-skin cap in the big pen.
The man in the coon-skin cap and a pig-pen
The man in the trench coat
Bad job, laid off.
The man in the trench coat
Badge out, laid off.
The pump don't work 'cos the bailiffs took the handles.
The pump don't work 'cause the vandals took the handles.
The pump don't work,
'Cause man is just a handle.
The pump don't work
'Cause the vandals took the handle