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'Cause I'm throwing up all over place.
Losing control, yeah I'm all over the place.
'Cause I'm tokin' I'm all over the place.
Losing control, yeah, I'm all over the place.
And you apologize for something, man
And you're proud that you're a self-made man
Bonds to the left of me
Circus to the right
Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right
Cause I'm Tony, I'm all over the place
Losing control, yeah, I'm all over the place
Clouds to the left of me, pokers to the right
Here I am, a diddle diddle with you
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you
Clouds to the left of me
Junkyards to the right
Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right
Clouds to the left of me
Two kids to the right.
Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right.
Clowns to the Zebedee,
Jokers to the right
Clowns to the left of me,
Jokers to the right
Clowns to the left of me,
Joe goes to the right, here I am
Stuck in the middle with you
Clowns to the left of me,
Jokers to the right, here I am
Stuck in the middle with you
Clowns to the left of me,
Jokers to the right, here I am,
How can I level with you?
Clowns to the left of me,
Jokers to the right, here I am
Stuck in the middle with you
Clowns to the left of me
Jerk-offs to the right
Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right
Clowns to the left of me
No considerate.
Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right.
Crowds to the left of me
Clowns to the left of me
Gophers to the right
Jokers to the right
I don't know why I carry the knife.
I don't know why I came here tonight.
I'm so scared I guess I'll blow up my chair
I'm so scared in case I'll fall off my chair
I'm throwing apples all over the place
Losing control, yeah, I'm all over the place
It's so hard to keep my mouth on my face.
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face.
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face.
There's Victoria all over the place.
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face
Losin' control, yeah I'm all over the place.
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face
'Cause I'm throwin' up all over the place.
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face
Losin' control, yeah I'm all over the place.
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face
Listen, Tony, I'm all over the place.
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face
Losin' control, I'm all over the place.
Listen Tony, I'm all over the place.
Losing control, yeah I'm all over the place.
Listen to me, I'm all over the place.
Losing control, yeah, I'm all over the place
Oozing petroleum all over the place
Losing control, yeah, I'm all over the place
Stuck in a basket of poo
Stuck in the middle of you
Suckin' a liver with you
Stuck in the middle with you
There's a girl gone to sleep on the floor.
Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor?
Tryin' to make some sizzle it all.
Tryin' to make some sense of it all.
Well I don't like Kimmy tonight
Well I don't know why I came here tonight
Well you started off with nothin', and you're proud that you're a selfish man
And your friendly Uncle Colin
When you started off with nothin', and you're proud that you're a self-made man
And your friends they all come crawlin'
Well you started out with nothing
And you promise you're a circuit man
And your family undercover
Slap you on the back and say
Heee
Heee!
Well you started out with nothing
And you're proud that you're a self made man
And your friends, they all come crawlin'
Slap you on the back and say
Please
Please!
Well you started out with nothing
And you're proud that you're a self made man
And your filthy Uncle Colin
Slap you on the back and say
Please
Please!
Well you started out with nothing
And you're proud that you're a self made man
And your friends, they all come crawlin'
Slap you on the back and say
Please
Please!
Well, I don't like Kimmy tonight
Well I don't know why I came here tonight
Heard it that way at 9 years old and never thought to question it until I was in my 50s.
When you started off with nothin', and you're proud that you're a selfish man
And your family all gonna comment...
Well, you started off with nothin', and you're proud that you're a self-made man
And your family all come crawlin'...
You started off with nothing
I'm a prophet, you're a selfish man.
Well, you started out with nothin'
And you're proud that you're a self-made man.
And your friends they all come crawlin'
Slap you on the back and say, "Geez! please!"
And your family all come crawlin'
Slap you on the back and say, "Please! Please!"
Clown's hysterectomy
Jokers to the right
Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right
Clowns to the left of me, two kids to the right...
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Editor's note: the band's name is properly spelled Stealers Wheel, not SteElers Wheel.
Doggies to the right
Jokers to the right
Doofus to the right
or
Goofus to the right
Jokers to the right
Goofus is one-half of the partners Goofus and Gallant, featured in Highlights for Children.
Jesters to the right
Jokers to the right
Slap you on my back
Slap you on the back
Stuffing the chicken with you
Stuck in the middle with you