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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Stuck In The Middle With You that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Stealers Wheel's, "Stuck In The Middle With You"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I'm throwing up all over place.
Original Lyrics:
Losing control, yeah I'm all over the place.
Stealers Wheel's, "Stuck In The Middle With You"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I'm tokin' I'm all over the place.
Original Lyrics:
Losing control, yeah, I'm all over the place.
Stealers Wheel's, "Stuck In The Middle With You"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you apologize for something, man
Original Lyrics:
And you're proud that you're a self-made man
Stealers Wheel's, "Stuck In The Middle With You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bonds to the left of me
Circus to the right
Original Lyrics:
Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right
Stealers Wheel's, "Stuck In The Middle With You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cause I'm Tony, I'm all over the place
Original Lyrics:
Losing control, yeah, I'm all over the place
Stealers Wheel's, "Stuck In The Middle With You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Clouds to the left of me, pokers to the right
Here I am, a diddle diddle with you
Original Lyrics:
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you
Stealers Wheel's, "Stuck In The Middle With You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Clouds to the left of me
Junkyards to the right
Original Lyrics:
Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right
Stealers Wheel's, "Stuck In The Middle With You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Clouds to the left of me
Two kids to the right.
Original Lyrics:
Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right.
Stealers Wheel's, "Stuck In The Middle With You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Clowns to the Zebedee,
Jokers to the right
Original Lyrics:
Clowns to the left of me,
Jokers to the right
Stealers Wheel's, "Stuck In The Middle With You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Clowns to the left of me,
Joe goes to the right, here I am
Stuck in the middle with you
Original Lyrics:
Clowns to the left of me,
Jokers to the right, here I am
Stuck in the middle with you
Stealers Wheel's, "Stuck In The Middle With You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Clowns to the left of me,
Jokers to the right, here I am,
How can I level with you?
Original Lyrics:
Clowns to the left of me,
Jokers to the right, here I am
Stuck in the middle with you
Stealers Wheel's, "Stuck In The Middle With You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Clowns to the left of me
Jerk-offs to the right
Original Lyrics:
Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right
Stealers Wheel's, "Stuck In The Middle With You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Clowns to the left of me
No considerate.
Original Lyrics:
Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right.
Stealers Wheel's, "Stuck In The Middle With You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crowds to the left of me
Original Lyrics:
Clowns to the left of me
Stealers Wheel's, "Stuck In The Middle With You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gophers to the right
Original Lyrics:
Jokers to the right
Stealers Wheel's, "Stuck In The Middle With You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't know why I carry the knife.
Original Lyrics:
I don't know why I came here tonight.
Stealers Wheel's, "Stuck In The Middle With You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm so scared I guess I'll blow up my chair
Original Lyrics:
I'm so scared in case I'll fall off my chair
Stealers Wheel's, "Stuck In The Middle With You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm throwing apples all over the place
Original Lyrics:
Losing control, yeah, I'm all over the place
Stealers Wheel's, "Stuck In The Middle With You"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's so hard to keep my mouth on my face.
Original Lyrics:
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face.
Stealers Wheel's, "Stuck In The Middle With You"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face.
There's Victoria all over the place.
Original Lyrics:
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face
Losin' control, yeah I'm all over the place.
Stealers Wheel's, "Stuck In The Middle With You"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face
'Cause I'm throwin' up all over the place.
Original Lyrics:
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face
Losin' control, yeah I'm all over the place.
Stealers Wheel's, "Stuck In The Middle With You"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face
Listen, Tony, I'm all over the place.
Original Lyrics:
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face
Losin' control, I'm all over the place.
Stealers Wheel's, "Stuck In The Middle With You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Listen Tony, I'm all over the place.
Original Lyrics:
Losing control, yeah I'm all over the place.
Stealers Wheel's, "Stuck In The Middle With You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Listen to me, I'm all over the place.
Original Lyrics:
Losing control, yeah, I'm all over the place
Stealers Wheel's, "Stuck In The Middle With You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oozing petroleum all over the place
Original Lyrics:
Losing control, yeah, I'm all over the place
Stealers Wheel's, "Stuck In The Middle With You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stuck in a basket of poo
Original Lyrics:
Stuck in the middle of you
Stealer's Wheel's, "Stuck In The Middle With You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Suckin' a liver with you
Original Lyrics:
Stuck in the middle with you
Stealers' Wheel's, "Stuck In The Middle With You"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a girl gone to sleep on the floor.
Original Lyrics:
Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor?
Stealers Wheel's, "Stuck In The Middle With You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tryin' to make some sizzle it all.
Original Lyrics:
Tryin' to make some sense of it all.
Stealers Wheel's, "Stuck In The Middle With You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I don't like Kimmy tonight
Original Lyrics:
Well I don't know why I came here tonight
Stealers Wheel's, "Stuck In The Middle With You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well you started off with nothin', and you're proud that you're a selfish man
And your friendly Uncle Colin
Original Lyrics:
When you started off with nothin', and you're proud that you're a self-made man
And your friends they all come crawlin'
Stealers Wheel's, "Stuck In The Middle With You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well you started out with nothing
And you promise you're a circuit man
And your family undercover
Slap you on the back and say
Heee
Heee!
Original Lyrics:
Well you started out with nothing
And you're proud that you're a self made man
And your friends, they all come crawlin'
Slap you on the back and say
Please
Please!
Stealers Wheel's, "Stuck In The Middle With You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well you started out with nothing
And you're proud that you're a self made man
And your filthy Uncle Colin
Slap you on the back and say
Please
Please!
Original Lyrics:
Well you started out with nothing
And you're proud that you're a self made man
And your friends, they all come crawlin'
Slap you on the back and say
Please
Please!
Stealers Wheel's, "Stuck In The Middle With You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I don't like Kimmy tonight
Original Lyrics:
Well I don't know why I came here tonight
Heard it that way at 9 years old and never thought to question it until I was in my 50s.
Stealers Wheel's, "Stuck In The Middle With You"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you started off with nothin', and you're proud that you're a selfish man
And your family all gonna comment...
Original Lyrics:
Well, you started off with nothin', and you're proud that you're a self-made man
And your family all come crawlin'...
Stealers Wheel's, "Stuck In The Middle With You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You started off with nothing
I'm a prophet, you're a selfish man.
Original Lyrics:
Well, you started out with nothin'
And you're proud that you're a self-made man.
Stealers Wheel's, "Stuck in the Middle with You"
Misheard Lyrics:
And your friends they all come crawlin'
Slap you on the back and say, "Geez! please!"
Original Lyrics:
And your family all come crawlin'
Slap you on the back and say, "Please! Please!"
Stealers Wheel's, "Stuck in the Middle with You"
Misheard Lyrics:
C.I.A.
Original Lyrics:
Here I am
Stealer's Wheel's, "Stuck in the Middle with You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Clown's hysterectomy
Jokers to the right
Original Lyrics:
Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right
Stealers Wheel's, "Stuck in the Middle with You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Clowns to the left of me, two kids to the right...
Original Lyrics:
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Editor's note: the band's name is properly spelled Stealers Wheel, not SteElers Wheel.
Stealers Wheel's, "Stuck in the Middle with You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doggies to the right
Original Lyrics:
Jokers to the right
Stealers Wheel's, "Stuck in the Middle with You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doofus to the right
or
Goofus to the right
Original Lyrics:
Jokers to the right
Goofus is one-half of the partners Goofus and Gallant, featured in Highlights for Children.
Stealers Wheel's, "Stuck in the Middle with You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesters to the right
Original Lyrics:
Jokers to the right
Stealers Wheel's, "Stuck in the Middle with You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slap you on my back
Original Lyrics:
Slap you on the back
Stealers Wheel's, "Stuck in the Middle with You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stuffing the chicken with you
Original Lyrics:
Stuck in the middle with you

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