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Bend down harder baby,
Bend down harder baby
Have sex today with me,
Have sex today with me
I've been downhearted, baby,
I've been downhearted, baby
Ever since the day we met,
Ever since the day we met
Her plane takes off from Baltimore
And touches down on River Street.
Her plane takes off from Baltimore
And touches down on Bourbon Street.
The full title is "Standing Outside A Broken Phone Booth With Money In My Hand", but it wouldn't fit in the song name field for some reason.
I been done farted baby.
I've been downhearted baby.
I been down holidays
Every Christmas day.
I've been downhearted baby
Ever since the day we met.
I been down-hearted, baby
Every sister's date, every sister's date.
I've been down-hearted, baby
Ever since the day, ever since the day.
I bend down 'cause I'm shady
I bend down for the lady
Every time I come around
Every time I come around.
I've been downhearted, baby
I've been downhearted, baby
Ever since the day we met
Ever since the day we met.
I bend down farted, baby.
I've been downhearted, baby.
I bend down harder baby,
I bend down harder baby
Christmas is the day we met,
Christmas is the day we met
I've been downhearted, baby,
I've been downhearted, baby
Ever since the day we met,
Ever since the day we met
I bend down harder, baby
or
I've been down Harlem, baby.
I've been downhearted, baby.
I had a lobotomy
I had a lobotomy
That's why I listen to this crap
That's why I listen to this crap!
I've been downhearted, baby
I've been downhearted, baby
Ever since the day we met
Ever since the day we met.
I've been down harder days.
I've been downhearted baby.
I've been down to Harlem, baby.
I've been downhearted, baby.
I've been on holiday
I've been on holiday
Ever since the day we met.
I've been downhearted baby
I've been downhearted baby
Ever since the day we met.
Ma Teresa's joined the morgue.
Ma Teresa's joined the mob.
Oh Christmas potatoes
Oh Christmas potatoes
Ever since the day we met
Ever since the day we met
World's Biggest D-D
Ever since the day we met
I bend down hard in bed
I bend down
I bend down hard in bed
I've been downhearted baby
I've been down
I've been downhearted baby.
Noooo breakfast for me!
Noooo breakfast today!
Ever since the day we met
Ever since the day we met
I've been down harder days
I've been downhearted, baby.
I've been down hardy baby.
I've been downhearted baby.
I've been down Harlem Street
I've been down Harlem Street
Eggs and ham for breakfast
Eggs and Ham for breakfast.
I've been downhearted, baby
I've been downhearted, baby
Ever since the day we met
Ever since the day we met.
I bend down hard and take
I've been downhearted baby.