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Join our stagnation
Join our insect nation
Qua qua, Bo Diddley, qua qua
Qua qua, da diddley, qua qua
Stabbed in the liver.
Stand and deliver.
Stabbed in the liver
Stand and deliver.
Stand and deliver, your money or your life
Try and use a mirror, not a bullet or a knife.
Stand and deliver, your money or your life
Try and deliver, your money or your life.
Stand in the liver
Your money or your wife
Look in the mirror
A bully all your life
Stand and deliver
Your money or your life
Try and use a mirror
No bullet or a knife
Stand in the river, ..
or
Stand on your liver, your money or your life
or
Stand on your liver, your money or your life
Stand and deliver, your money or your life
We're the dandy highwaymen
And here's your invitation
To free yourself from everyone
And join our inside nation.
We're the dandy highwaymen
And here's our invitation
To throw your safety overboard
And join our insect nation.
Lilly Daddy hollyman
I'm the dandy highwayman
Stand on my liver
Stand and deliver.
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