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A lucky story
A likely story
All I can do is
Leave a message and I'll call you back
or
All life's a story
But leave a message and I'll call you back.
A likely story but
Leave a message and I'll call you back.
An udder moo cow
I scream of bullfrogs.
No matter who calls
I screen my phone calls.
An udder, udder, udder, udder moo cow
I scream of bullfrogs.
No matter, matter, matter, matter who calls
I've gotta screen my phone calls!
And it's all your fault
I scream at my corn dog
And it's all your fault
I screen my phone calls
And it's all your fault,
I scream at Pontos
No matter, whose fault,
I scream at Pontos!
And it's all your fault
I screen my phone calls
No matter who calls
I gotta screen my phone calls.
And it's all your fault
I scream at my phone calls
No matter who calls, I got to scream at my phone calls
And it's all your fault
I screen my phone calls
No matter who calls, I got to screen my phone calls
And it's all your fault
I scream my b@lls off
No matter who calls
I gotta scream my balls off.
And it's all your fault
I screen my phone calls
No matter who calls
I gotta screen my phone calls.
And it's all your fault
I scream like Bone Thugs
No ma hookah
I am gonna scream like Bone Thugs
And it's all your fault
I screen my phone calls
No matter who calls
I gotta screen my phone calls.
And it's all your fault
I scream my porn calls
No matter who calls
I gotta scream my porn calls.
And it's all your fault
I screen my phone calls
No matter who calls
I gotta screen my phone calls.
Beavers in the meadow and down my crack.
Leave a message and I'll call you back.
Communication,
a California convention
Communication,
Telephonic invasion
Communication
Telephony damnation
Communication
Telephonic invasion
Could be a mess in jail for you, Ben.
Leave a message and I'll call you back.
Good life is boring but
Leave a messy kitchen in the UK.
A likely story but
Leave a message and I'll call you back.
Good life is boring
A likely story
Goodbye, these cool rivers.
A likely story, but...
Honey I'm a woman now,
I'm f**king in the spider webs
or
Sorry I'm a woman now,
I'm f**king in the spider webs
Sorry I'm not home right now,
I'm walking into spider webs
I eat my corn dogs.
I screen my phone calls.
I know I’m sorry
A likely story
I like your story book!
Leave a message and I'll call Bob Eubanks!
A likely story but
Leave a message and I'll call you back.
I scream at bullfrogs.
I screen my phone calls.
I scream my balls off
I screen my phone calls
I scream my bunkum
I screen my phone calls
I scream my phone calls
I screen my phone calls
I scream my things off
I screen my phone calls
I scream my vocals.
I screen my phone calls.
I scream of moon dolls
I screen my phone calls
I screamed like moon dogs
I screen my phone calls.
I screamed my bums off.
I screen my phone calls.
I screen my bulldogs.
I screen my phone calls.
I screwed my pool toys
I screen my phone calls.
It's all your fault, I scream my balls off
It's all your fault, I screen my phone calls
It's all your fault, I scream my bawls off.
It's all your fault, I screen my phone calls.
It's all your fault
I gotta scream my lungs out.
And it's all your fault
I screen my phone calls.
It's all your fault
I'm screaming my clothes off.
It's all your fault
I screen my phone calls.
It's not your fault I scream my balls off.
It's not your fault I screen my phone calls.
Leave 'em as a gent, will call you back.
Leave a message, and I'll call you back.
Leave a messy genital human
Leave a message and I'll call you back
Madam Rupaul
No matter who calls
More like a storyboard
Leave a message and I'll call you back.
A likely story but
Leave a message and I'll call you back.
My sleams become nightmares.
My dreams become nightmares
It's like if Gwen wasn't sure about say sleeps or dreams. It came out 'sleams'.
No matter who calls
I scream my polls off.
No matter who calls
I screen my phone calls.
Oh, it's like a journey
A likely story
Oh, life is gory.
A likely story
Sayonara Romeo
Sorry I'm not home right now.
Scream my balls off
Screen my phone calls
Scream my phone calls, yeah, when Lou calls
Screen my phone calls, no matter who calls
Scream of corn dogs.
I screen my phone calls.
Soaring on my overdose,
walking in with spiderwebs
Sory, I'm not home right now,
I'm walking into spiderwebs
Sorry I can't help right now,
I'm making love to Spider-Man.
Sorry I'm not home right now
I'm walking into spiderwebs
Sorry I'm a humanoid.
Walking in the spider webs.
Leave a message, intercom, Yuban.
Sorry I'm not home right now,
I'm walking into spider webs.
Leave a message and I'll call you back.
Sorry I'm a woman
I'm walking in this battleground
Sorry I'm not home right now
I'm walking into spiderwebs
Sorry if I hold my nose.
Sorry, I'm not home right now.
Sorry, I'm a woman caught walking in the spiderwebs,
so leave a message and I'll call, you bet.
Sorry I'm not home right now, I'm walking into spiderwebs.
Leave a message and I'll call you back.
Sorry, I'm a woman hater.
Sorry, I'm not home right now.
Sorry, I'm not who I know
Sorry, I'm not home right now
Starting on my homework now.
Sorry I'm not home right now.
Stoking up my water gun
I’m walking into spiderwebs
Sorry I'm not home right now,
I'm walking into spider webs
Strumming with my homies now
I'm walking in the spider webs
Sorry I'm not home right now,
I'm walking into spider webs
Walking with an angelical human
Leave a message and I'll call you back
When MataMataMata Matahu calls
I've gotta screen my phone calls!
No matter, matter, matter, matter who calls
I've gotta screen my phone calls!
You rape me in my sleep.
You wake me in my sleep.
You've got me for your brain!
You've got me for your prey.