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Dance around, oh Speedo
Need-oh have a thing in store.
But just remember Speedoo
He don't never take it slow.
N'all thee y'all who called me Speedoo
But my real name is mystery.
Well now they often call me Speedoo
But my real name is Mister Earl.
Now they often call me Beetle,
But my real name is Milton Berle.
Well, they often call me Speedoo
But my real name is Mister Earl.
Now they often call me Beetle,
But my real name is Mr. Ed
Well, they often call me Speedoo
But my real name is Mister Earl.
Not really funny but I told everybody that these were the real lyrics - that I looked them up. (However, this song came out BEFORE the sitcom "Mr. Ed" premiered, but the name could have still been used.)
Now they often call me Speedo
But my real name is Blitz burg.
Well, they often call me Speedoo
But my real name is Mister Earl.
Now they often call me Speedo
But my real name is Milton Berle.
Well, they often call me Speedoo
But my real name is Mister Earl.
Now they often call me Speedoo
But my real name is Lynburg.
Well, they often call me Speedoo
But my real name is Mister Earl.
Now they often call me Speedoo
But my real name is Mister.
Well, they often call me Speedoo
But my real name is Mister Earl.
I guess I didn't hear the part after "Mister"
They often call me Speedoo
But my real name is Bigger Bird.
Well they often call me Speedoo
But my real name is Mister Earl.
Editor's note: It would not be plausible to have heard "Big Bird" in this song, because it came out in 1955, and the character Big Bird wasn't created until 1969.
They often call me Speedoo
But my real name is Mave Berle.
Well they often call me Speedoo
But my real name is Mister Earl.
Well they often call me Speedo
But my real name is (a) mystery.
Well they often call me Speedo
But my real name is Mister Earl.
Well they often call me Speedoo
But my real name is Leonard.
Well they often call me Speedoo
But my real name is Mister Earl.
Well they often call me Speedoo
But my real name is Little Earl.
Well, they often call me Speedoo
But my real name is Mister Earl.
Well they often call me Speedoo
But my real name is Milton Berle.
Well they often call me Speedoo
But my real name is Mister Earl.
Well they often call me Speedoo
But my real name is Miss Burch.
Well they often call me Speedoo
But my real name is Mr. Earl.
Well they often call me Speedoo
But my real name is Miss Pearl.
Well they often call me Speedoo
But my real name is Mister Earl.
Well they often call me Speedoo
But my real name is Wilbur.
Well they often call me Speedoo
But my real name is Mister Earl.
Well they often call me sweet ums
But my real name is Mister Earl
Well, they often call me Speedoo
But my real name is Mister Earl.
Well they up and call me Speedoo
Well they often call me Speedoo
Well, they often call me doctor
But my real name is Riddler.
Well, they often call me Speedoo
But my real name is Mister Earl.
Well, they okey-dotin' Speedo
But my real name is Misère.
Well, they often call me Speedoo
But my real name is Mister Earl.
Well, they up and call me Speedle, but my real name is Le....ster
Well, they often call me Speedoo, but my real name is Mister Earl.