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And your parking, day or night
Ample parking, day or night
Animal Crossing day or night
People sprouting "Holly diver!"
Ample parking day or night
People shouting "Howdy neighbor!"
Friendly gays everywhere
Homo folks without temptations.
Friendly faces everywhere
Humble folks without temptation.
Hot potato, sweet potato
Hot potato, sweet potato.
I like girls with big fat t*tt*es
I like girls with big v*****s.
Humble folks without sensation
Humble folks without temptation
I just ate a big potato, I just ate a big potato
I like girls with big fat t*tt*es
I like girls with big v*****s.
I just ate a big potato,
I just ate a big potato
I like girls with big fat t*tt*es
I like girls with big v*****s.
I just ate a big potato
I just ate a big potato
I like girls with big fat t*tt*es
I like girls with big v*****s.
I like beer and big fat Kenny!
I like beer and big fat Kenny!
I like girls with big fat t*tt*es
I like girls with big vigynas.
I like girls and big fat kitties
or
I like girls and big fat piggies
I like girls with big fat titties
I like girls on late night TV
I like girls with big fat titties
I like girls with big bad kitties
I like girls with big fat titties
I like girls with big fat TVs
I like girls with big fat titties
Omple parking, save your night
Ample parking, day or night
Pimples stating, "How's your neighbor?"
People saying, "Howdy, neighbor!"