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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Song 2 that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
(Woo-hoo!) When I feel heavy metal
(Woo-hoo!) I don't think that I'm able
(Woo-hoo!) I don't think that I'm able
Original Lyrics:
(Woo-hoo!) When I feel heavy metal
(Woo-hoo!) And I'm pins and I'm needles.
(Woo-hoo!) And I'm pins and I'm needles.
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
(Woohoo!) Well I feel like a fig roll
(Woohoo!) And a piece of Arctic roll.
(Woohoo!) And a piece of Arctic roll.
Original Lyrics:
(Woohoo!) When I feel heavy metal
(Woohoo!) And I'm pins and I'm needles.
(Woohoo!) And I'm pins and I'm needles.
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
(Woohoo!) When I feel nothing at all
(Woohoo!) And I think I have it all.
(Woohoo!) And I think I have it all.
Original Lyrics:
(Woohoo!) When I feel heavy metal
(Woohoo!) And I'm pins and I'm needles.
(Woohoo!) And I'm pins and I'm needles.
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
All of the time why I'm never sure why I need you
Is there any jam?
Is there any jam?
Original Lyrics:
All of the time why I'm never sure why I need you
Pleased to meet you!
Pleased to meet you!
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
All of the time, but I never show when I need you
He's a ninja!
He's a ninja!
Original Lyrics:
All of the time why I'm never sure why I need you
Pleased to meet you!
Pleased to meet you!
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I feel like McDonald's
Original Lyrics:
And I'm pins and I'm needles
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm prince and I'm leader.
Original Lyrics:
And I'm pins and I'm needles.
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got my head shaved
By HMO Jen.
By HMO Jen.
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet.
By a jumbo jet.
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got my head shaved
By a joe mo jay
It wasn't easy
But nothing is...no.
By a joe mo jay
It wasn't easy
But nothing is...no.
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet
It wasn't easy
But nothing is...no.
By a jumbo jet
It wasn't easy
But nothing is...no.
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please I need you
or
Here's a new child!
or
Here's a new child!
Original Lyrics:
Please to meet you
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I get my head shaved
By Agent Bunchay.
By Agent Bunchay.
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet.
By a jumbo jet.
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my 8-track,
My 8-trombone check
My 8-trombone check
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked,
by a jumbo jet
by a jumbo jet
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my A.J.
Buy us some O.J.
Buy us some O.J.
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet.
By a jumbo jet.
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my AJ, I'm buying some OJ,
that was so easy, PK Suban was, wow.
that was so easy, PK Suban was, wow.
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked, By a jumbo jet,
It wasn't easy, But nothing is, no.
It wasn't easy, But nothing is, no.
The real lyric did not make much sense than I was thinking it was going to be.
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my Head Checked, By Agent Mojay
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked, by a jumbo jet
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my egg head, by itchin boat jet,
it wasn't easy, but nothing is
it wasn't easy, but nothing is
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked, by a jumbo jet,
it wasn't easy, but nothing is
it wasn't easy, but nothing is
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my hair combed
When I was young.
When I was young.
Original Lyrics:
I got my head dumb
When I was young.
When I was young.
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my ham shaved by a trombone Chad
It wasn't easy
monopoly is
It wasn't easy
monopoly is
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked by a jumbo jet
it wasn't easy
but nothin is
it wasn't easy
but nothin is
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my hand shaked by Agent Mojay
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked by a jumbo jet
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my hand shaked
By Asian OJ.
By Asian OJ.
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet.
By a jumbo jet.
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my hat checked
By a Dumbo chick
By a Dumbo chick
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet
By a jumbo jet
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my hat checked, by Agent Boczek (pronounced 'Bo-Check')
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked, by a jumbo jet
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my hat checked
By a troubled chick.
By a troubled chick.
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet.
By a jumbo jet.
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head Jane
Buy a jumbo J
It wasn't a C
But nothing it else.
Buy a jumbo J
It wasn't a C
But nothing it else.
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet
It wasnt easy
But nothing it is.
By a jumbo jet
It wasnt easy
But nothing it is.
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head changed
By ecchi mojays
'e was an essay
Banana is
By ecchi mojays
'e was an essay
Banana is
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet
It wasn't easy
But nothing is.
By a jumbo jet
It wasn't easy
But nothing is.
"Ecchi" is a Japanese slang term for "perverted" and 'e would be "he" said in Cockney English...dunno about 'mojays' though...
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head changed by a jumbo jet
It wasn't easy but nothing is, no
(Woo-hoo!) When I feel like lifting off
It wasn't easy but nothing is, no
(Woo-hoo!) When I feel like lifting off
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked by a jumbo jet
It wasn't easy but nothing is, no
(Woo-hoo!) When I feel heavy metal
It wasn't easy but nothing is, no
(Woo-hoo!) When I feel heavy metal
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head checked by Joan Jett
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked by a jumbo jet
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head checked by a Jamo-check
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked by a jumbo jet
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head checked, why itch a moat check
or
I got my head checked, why itch a boat check
or
I got my head shaved, by a trombone player
or
I got my head checked, why itch a boat check
or
I got my head shaved, by a trombone player
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked, by a jumbo jet
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a chimbouchie
By a chimbouchie
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet.
By a jumbo jet.
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head checked
My HMO check.
My HMO check.
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet.
By a jumbo jet.
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head checked
My HMO checked.
My HMO checked.
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet.
By a jumbo jet.
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head checked
My HMO checked
It wasn't easy
But nothing is...no.
My HMO checked
It wasn't easy
But nothing is...no.
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet
It wasn't easy
But nothing is...no.
By a jumbo jet
It wasn't easy
But nothing is...no.
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By Edward Mochev.
By Edward Mochev.
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet.
By a jumbo jet.
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head licked
by a trombone chick.
I'm really easy,
but who isn't?
by a trombone chick.
I'm really easy,
but who isn't?
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
by a jumbo jet.
It wasn't easy,
but nothin' is; no.
by a jumbo jet.
It wasn't easy,
but nothin' is; no.
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head shaved
Biyotch ja moche
It wasn't easy
But nothing else
No
Well, I feel heavy metal
And I'm pissed just a little
Well, I'm lying amazing
All of the time but I'm never sure where I'll meet you
Biyotch ja moche
It wasn't easy
But nothing else
No
Well, I feel heavy metal
And I'm pissed just a little
Well, I'm lying amazing
All of the time but I'm never sure where I'll meet you
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet
It wasn't easy
But nothing is
No
When I feel heavy metal
And I'm pins and I'm needles
Well I lie and I'm easy
All of the time I am never sure why I need you
By a jumbo jet
It wasn't easy
But nothing is
No
When I feel heavy metal
And I'm pins and I'm needles
Well I lie and I'm easy
All of the time I am never sure why I need you
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head shaved
By H and Bochet
By H and Bochet
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet
By a jumbo jet
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head shaved
By Ichi Moji
It wasn't easy
By Ichi Moji
It wasn't easy
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet
It wasn't easy
By a jumbo jet
It wasn't easy
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head shaved by Arj Jimbo Jay
Original Lyrics:
I got my head shaved by a jumbo jet
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head shaved by Edward Mojay
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked By a jumbo jet
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head shaved by a trombone Jade
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked by a jumbo jet
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head shaved by ancient moche
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet.
By a jumbo jet.
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head shaved by old Jimbo Jay
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked by a jumbo jet
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head shaved,
By a Jimmo Jay,
It wasn't easy,
Butt-nutting E's
By a Jimmo Jay,
It wasn't easy,
Butt-nutting E's
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked,
By a jumbo jet,
It wasn't easy,
But nothing is
By a jumbo jet,
It wasn't easy,
But nothing is
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head shaved, by a chum Bochee
It wasn't easy...but nothing i-is woo-hoo!
When I try to use the phone
And I think I made it all Oh,
Qhen the lion is greasy
It wasn't easy...but nothing i-is woo-hoo!
When I try to use the phone
And I think I made it all Oh,
Qhen the lion is greasy
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked by a jumbo jet
It wasn't easy but nothing is no
(Woohoo!) When I feel heavy metal
And I'm pins and I'm needles
Well I lie and I'm easy
It wasn't easy but nothing is no
(Woohoo!) When I feel heavy metal
And I'm pins and I'm needles
Well I lie and I'm easy
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head shaved, by a jamb...ouchie!
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked, by a jumbo jet
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head shaved,
by itchy Moe Jay
by itchy Moe Jay
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked,
by a jumbo jet
by a jumbo jet
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head shaved... by Ichimoto
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked... by a jumbo jet
I figured that 'Ichimoto' was perhaps the name of some influential Japanese guy that the singer might have been fortunate enough to be acquainted with.
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head shaved
Buying some OJ
Buying some OJ
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet
By a jumbo jet
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head shaved
By A. Jahmohjay.
By A. Jahmohjay.
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet.
By a jumbo jet.
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head shaved
By Echie Ombre.
By Echie Ombre.
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet.
By a jumbo jet.
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head shaved
By Etchem Bochay.
By Etchem Bochay.
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet.
By a jumbo jet.
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head shaved
By Itchy Mochy.
By Itchy Mochy.
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet.
By a jumbo jet.
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head shaved
By a Chemoche
By a Chemoche
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet
By a jumbo jet
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head shaved
By a cheekbone, yeh.
By a cheekbone, yeh.
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet.
By a jumbo jet.
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head shaved
By a jumbo chick
It wasn't easy
But nothin' is.
By a jumbo chick
It wasn't easy
But nothin' is.
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet
It wasn't easy
But nothing is.
By a jumbo jet
It wasn't easy
But nothing is.
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head shaved
By a jumbo jet.
By a jumbo jet.
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet.
By a jumbo jet.
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head shaved
By a trombone, Che
By a trombone, Che
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet
By a jumbo jet
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head shaved
By a trumpet Jay
It wasn't easy
For my p*n*s.
By a trumpet Jay
It wasn't easy
For my p*n*s.
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet
It wasn't easy
But nothing is.
By a jumbo jet
It wasn't easy
But nothing is.
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head shaved
My HMO changed.
My HMO changed.
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet.
By a jumbo jet.
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head shaved
My itchin' bowls shaved.
My itchin' bowls shaved.
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet.
By a jumbo jet.
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head shaved
By a Jamaican, Che
or
I got my head shaved
Vaya con Boche (Go with Boche)
By a Jamaican, Che
or
I got my head shaved
Vaya con Boche (Go with Boche)
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet.
By a jumbo jet.
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head shaved
By Aunt Jamochay
By Aunt Jamochay
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet
By a jumbo jet
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my kitchen
My H.M. Bo Chan.
My H.M. Bo Chan.
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet.
By a jumbo jet.
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a peasant on the floor
and I feel like I'm indoor
and I feel like I'm indoor
Original Lyrics:
When I feel heavy metal
and I'm pins and I'm needles
and I'm pins and I'm needles
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I feel heavy meatal
and I piss on a needle,
when I'm lying I'm easy
and I piss on a needle,
when I'm lying I'm easy
Original Lyrics:
When I feel heavy metal
and I'm pins and I'm needles,
when I lie and I'm easy
and I'm pins and I'm needles,
when I lie and I'm easy
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I feel like biting off
Original Lyrics:
When I feel heavy metal
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I feel nothing at all.
Original Lyrics:
When I feel heavy metal.
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I pee I feel at home.
Original Lyrics:
When I feel heavy metal.
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm never sure what I'm into
or
When I'm lying I'm easy
All of the time but
I'm never sure what I'm eating
All of the time but
I'm never sure what I'm eating
or
When I'm lying I'm easy
All of the time but
I'm never sure what I'm eating
All of the time but
I'm never sure what I'm eating
Original Lyrics:
Well I lie and I'm easy
All of the time but
I'm never sure when I need you
All of the time but
I'm never sure when I need you
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I've been made up
and the things that I made are
were not all that amazing all of the time
I'm never sure what I need to
and the things that I made are
were not all that amazing all of the time
I'm never sure what I need to
Original Lyrics:
When I feel Heavy Metal
and I'm pins and I'm needles
well I lie and I'm easy all of the time
I'm never sure why I need you
and I'm pins and I'm needles
well I lie and I'm easy all of the time
I'm never sure why I need you
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
Woo hoo! When I feel Heavy Metal.
Woo hoo! And I'm pins and I'm needles.
Woo hoo! And I lie and I'm easy.
All the time but I'm never sure why I need you.
He's a Ninja!
Woo hoo! And I'm pins and I'm needles.
Woo hoo! And I lie and I'm easy.
All the time but I'm never sure why I need you.
He's a Ninja!
Original Lyrics:
Woo hoo! When I feel Heavy Metal.
Woo hoo! And I'm pins and I'm needles.
Woo hoo! Well I lie and I'm easy.
All the time but I am never sure why I need you.
Pleased to meet you!
Woo hoo! And I'm pins and I'm needles.
Woo hoo! Well I lie and I'm easy.
All the time but I am never sure why I need you.
Pleased to meet you!
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
Woo hoo!
When I feel I'm making out
Woo hoo!
And I pinch an ugly doll
Woo hoo!
And I'm lying uneasy
All of the time but I'm never sure what I'm eating
Mister Mekon
When I feel I'm making out
Woo hoo!
And I pinch an ugly doll
Woo hoo!
And I'm lying uneasy
All of the time but I'm never sure what I'm eating
Mister Mekon
Original Lyrics:
Woo hoo
When I feel heavy metal
Woo hoo!
And I'm pins and I'm needles.
Woo hoo!
And I lie and I'm easy
All the time but I'm never sure why I need you
Pleased to meet you
When I feel heavy metal
Woo hoo!
And I'm pins and I'm needles.
Woo hoo!
And I lie and I'm easy
All the time but I'm never sure why I need you
Pleased to meet you
The real lyrics don't make much more sense than what I thought they were!
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
Woo hoo!
When I feel heavy metal
Woo hoo!
When I p*ss with my noodle.
When I feel heavy metal
Woo hoo!
When I p*ss with my noodle.
Original Lyrics:
Woo hoo!
When I feel heavy metal
Woo hoo!
When I'm pins and I'm needles.
When I feel heavy metal
Woo hoo!
When I'm pins and I'm needles.
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
Woo hoo
When I see I'm making out
Woo hoo
I don't feel like McDonalds
Woo hoo
But I'm fine and all crazy
All of the time but I'm never sure where I see you
He's a ninja turtle
When I see I'm making out
Woo hoo
I don't feel like McDonalds
Woo hoo
But I'm fine and all crazy
All of the time but I'm never sure where I see you
He's a ninja turtle
Original Lyrics:
Woo hoo
When I feel heavy metal
Woo hoo!
And I'm pins and I'm needles.
Woo hoo!And I lie and I'm easy
All the time but I'm never sure why I need you
Pleased to meet you
When I feel heavy metal
Woo hoo!
And I'm pins and I'm needles.
Woo hoo!And I lie and I'm easy
All the time but I'm never sure why I need you
Pleased to meet you
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
Woo-hoo
And I feel I made a hole
And I'm pleased I made it all
When I'm lying on ease
All of the time but I'm never sure where I need you
I don't need you
And I feel I made a hole
And I'm pleased I made it all
When I'm lying on ease
All of the time but I'm never sure where I need you
I don't need you
Original Lyrics:
Woo-hoo
When I feel heavy metal
And I'm pins and I'm needles
Well I lie and I'm easy
All of the time but I'm never sure when I need you
Please to meet you
When I feel heavy metal
And I'm pins and I'm needles
Well I lie and I'm easy
All of the time but I'm never sure when I need you
Please to meet you
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
Woo-hoo! When I'm in happy meadows
Original Lyrics:
Woo-hoo! When I feel heavy metal
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
Woo-hoo
When I feel heavy metal
And I feel nothing at all
Well I'm young and I'm easy
All of the time but I'm never sure what I'm eating
But I eat yeah!
When I feel heavy metal
And I feel nothing at all
Well I'm young and I'm easy
All of the time but I'm never sure what I'm eating
But I eat yeah!
Original Lyrics:
Woo-hoo
When I feel heavy metal
And I'm pins and I'm needles
Well I lie and I'm easy
All of the time but I'm never sure when I need you
Please to meet you!
When I feel heavy metal
And I'm pins and I'm needles
Well I lie and I'm easy
All of the time but I'm never sure when I need you
Please to meet you!
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
Woohoo! When I feel like I'm mental
or
Woohoo! When I feel like a Menthol
or
Woohoo! When I feel like a Menthol
Original Lyrics:
Woohoo! When I feel heavy metal
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
Woohooo
Badadadadadadaa
Whoohoo
Badadadadadadaa
Badadadadadadaa
Whoohoo
Badadadadadadaa
Original Lyrics:
Woo hoo
When I feel heavy metal
Woo hoo
And I'm pins and I'm needles.
When I feel heavy metal
Woo hoo
And I'm pins and I'm needles.
Blur's, "Song2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head shaved
By a Tromboche
By a Tromboche
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet
By a jumbo jet
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