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'Cuz everything glows in a place like this.
'Cuz Heaven ain't close in a place like this.
'Cuz having eight clothes in a place like this.
'Cuz Heaven ain't close in a place like this.
And I had a February election.
That I had in February of last year.
And I had been very wary of that s**t.
That I had in February of last year.
And I had been very worried about you.
or
And they had me very worried about you.
That I had in February of last year.
Anything goes but don't blame Q-minus.
Anything goes but don't blink, you might miss.
Anything goes in a place like this
'Cause anything goes in a place like this
I said anything goes in a place like this.
Anything goes but don't blink, you might miss
'Cause Heaven ain't close in a place like this
I said Heaven ain't close in a place like this.
Better though I let a room-a-roo in the moonlight.
Never thought I'd let a rumor ruin my moonlight.
Better thought I'd better roo-ma-roo in my moonlight.
Never thought I'd let a rumor ruin my moonlight.
Bring your bat down
Bring your bat down tonight!
Bring it back down
Bring it back down tonight!
Cause heaven wears clothes in a place like this
Cause heaven ain't close in a place like this.
Everything glows in a place like this.
Heaven ain't close in a place like this.
Everything goes in a place like this.
Heaven ain't close in a place like this.
Everything grows in a place like this.
Heaven ain't close in a place like this.
Everything's closed in a place like this.
Heaven ain't close in a place like this.
Get your back scratched, get your back scratched tonight!
Bring it back down
Bring it back down tonight!
I'm taking a crap just to feel the pain.
I'm breaking my back just to know your name.
It's no complication.
It's not confidential.
It's not Robert Earnshaw!
It's not confidential.
It's not confidential
I've got protection
It's not confidential
I've got potential
Lemonade glows in a place like this.
Heaven ain't close in a place like this.
Like my cousin Mitchell
It's not confidential.
Never hang clothes in a place like this
Heaven ain't close in a place like this.
Never thought I'd be a rumor roo in my whole life.
Never thought I'd let a rumor ruin my moonlight.
Never thought I'd land a room, a room in the moonlight.
Never thought I'd let a rumor ruin my whole life.
Never thought I'd let a human ruin my whole life.
or
Never thought I'd let a rumour ruin my whole life.
Never thought I'd let a rumour ruin my moonlight.
Never thought I'd let a tumor room in my moonlight.
Never thought I'd let a rumor ruin my moonlight.
Never thought I'd let her in my room in the moonlight!
Never thought I'd let a rumor ruin my moonlight
Somebody told me
That you had a boyfriend
Who looks like a boyfriend
That I haven't meant yet
Somebody told me
That you have a boyfriend
Who looks like a girlfriend
That I met in February
Somebody told me
That you have a boyfriend
Who looks like a girlfriend
That I met in therapy
Somebody told me
That you have a boyfriend
Who looks like a girlfriend
That I had in February
Somebody told me
You were the boyfriend
You look like a girlfriend.
Well, somebody told me
You had a boyfriend
Who looked like a girlfriend
That I had a bad view, wary of last year.
That I had in February of last year.
That I had impaired view wary of last year.
That I had in February of last year.
That I had in Fairview, wary of last year.
That I had in February of last year.
That I had in Fairview, where we were last year.
That I had in February of last year.
That I had in Fairview
That I had in February
That I had in fair blue, we're in a black ship.
That I had in February of last year.
That I had in the Fairview area last year
That I had in February of last year.
That I had; I better be wary of last year.
That I had in February of last year.
Well, somebody called me
Well, somebody told me
Well, somebody hold me
Well, somebody told me
You can't buy clothes in a place like this.
or
We don't wear clothes in a place like this.
Heaven ain't close in a place like this.
You look like a girlfriend.
Who looked like a girlfriend
You'll never need clothes in a place like this.
Heaven ain't close in a place like this.