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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Snow Miser that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Dick Shawn's, "Snow Miser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Curse the snow in my crotch.
Original Lyrics:
Turns to snow in my clutch.
Dick Shawn's, "Snow Miser"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm Mister Candlelow
or
I'm Mister Candlelobe
or
I'm Mister Candlelobe
Original Lyrics:
I'm Mister Ten Below
From the Christmas special 'A Year Without A Santa Claus'.
Dick Shawn's, "Snow Miser"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm Mister Ken Milone.
Original Lyrics:
I'm Mister Ten Below.
Dick Shawn's, "Snow Miser"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm Mister Tenderlow.
Original Lyrics:
I'm Mister Ten Below.
I'm Mister White Christmas, I'm Mister Snow. I'm Mister Icicle, I'm Mister Ten Below. Friends call me Snow Miser. Whatever I touch turns to snow in my clutch. I'm too much!
Dick Shawn's, "Snow Miser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Turns the bow for my lock.
Original Lyrics:
Turns to snow in my clutch.
Dick Shawn's, "Snow Miser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Turns to snow in my lunch.
Original Lyrics:
Turns to snow in my clutch.

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