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And it looks quite Laotian under the moon.
And it's just like the ocean under the moon
And it's a hot one
I sat the mattress in the midday sun.
Man, it's a hot one
Like seven inches from the midday sun.
And it's a hot one
Like seven midgets in the midday sun.
Man it's a hot one
Like seven inches from the midday sun.
And it's just like the ocean under the moon
Oh it's the stainless steel emotion that I get from you.
And it's just like the ocean under the moon
Well, it's the same as the emotion that I get from you.
And it's just like the ocean under the moon
Well, that's the same mystique emotion that I get from you.
And it's just like the ocean under the moon
Well, that's the same as the emotion that I get from you.
And it's just like the ocean under the roof
And it's just like the ocean under the moon
And it's just like the ocean under the room
And it's just like the ocean under the moon
And it's just like the oh s*** under the moon
And it's just like the ocean under the moon
And it's just like the old song
Onto the new
And it's just like the ocean
Under the moon
And it’s just like a roaster
And it’s just like the ocean
And it’s just like the ocean honeymoon
And it’s just like the ocean under the moon
Eres la diosa under the moon
And it's like the ocean, under the moon
Eres la diosa (Spanish for You are the goddess)
Gimme a hot margarita
Or let's forget about it.
Gimme your heart, make it real
Or just forget about it.
Gimme a hot naked eel, or just forget about it.
Give me your heart, make it real, or else forget about it.
Gimme a hot reg-gen meal
Or let's forget about it.
Gimme your heart, make it real
Or just forget about it.
Gimme your heart, make it real hard,
Let's forget about it.
Gimme your heart, make it real
Or just forget about it.
Gimme your heart, make it real
Horrace, forget about it!
Gimme your heart, make it real
Or else forget about it.
Give me your heart, break it real hard, Let's forget about it
Give me your heart, make it real or else forget about it
Give me your love, make it real
Horror spooky about it.
Give me your heart, make it real
Or else forget about it.
Give me your rod and your reel
Or else forget about it.
Gimme your heart, make it real
Or else forget about it.
I wanna kiss ya
My Monequita
I'm from the bayou
You hear my rhythm on your radio.
Out from the barrio
You hear my rhythm on your radio.
I'm on a keytar
My Monequita
I'm on the keytar
My Monequita
I've got a hard one
All seven inches in the midday sun
Man it's a hot one
Like seven inches from the midday sun
It was a hot one
Like seven midgets from the midday sun.
Man it's a hot one
Like seven inches from the midday sun.
It's just like emotion under the move.
It's just like the ocean under the moon.
It's the same as the emotion that I get, f*** you
That's the same as the emotion that I get from you
It's the same steel emotion that I get from you.
It's the same as the emotion that I get from you.
It's the stainless steel motion that I get from you
It's the same as the emotion that I get from you
Let's do like the ocean, on the move,
the sweetest sweet emotion that goes really smoth,
you got to stop doing what the others do,
You got to give me your heart, make it real,
or just forget about it
And just like the ocean under the moon,
Well that's the same emotion that I get from you,
You got the kind of lovin' that can be so smooth,
Gimme your heart, make it real,
Or else forget about it
Let's don't forget about Elvis.
Let's don't forget about it.
Like sentimental of my minty son
Like seven inches from the midday sun
Like seven inches from the noonday sun.
or
Like several inches from the moon, Jason.
Like seven inches from the midday sun.
Like seven midgets from the midday sun
Like seven inches from the midday sun
Like seven ninjas from a TV show
Like seven inches from the midday sun
Like the ocean I'm not amused
And it's just like the ocean under the moon
Man it's a hot
Like seven mentos in the midday sun
Man it's a hot one
Like seven inches from the midday sun.
Man it's an aardvark
Man it's a hard one
Man, it's a hot one
Like seven midgets in the mid day sun.
Man, it's a hot one
Like seven inches from the midday sun.
My Mona Lisa
My Monequita
Mona Lisa is mentioned in the next line, however.
My Spanish heart on Mona Lisa
or
My Spanish hard-on Mona Lisa
My Spanish Harlem Mona Lisa
My own Nikita
My Monequita
My warm Pequita
Spanish hard on mona lisa
My Monequita
Spanish harlem mona lisa
Our jackets held us worn
As dancing leaves me for once
Take each other’s dames and we were blonde
Our jackets held us warm
As dancing leaves would form walls
We’d take each other’s hands and we would run
Out on the Polly-O
Out on the barrio
Polly-O is a brand of Italian cheeses.
Out on the patio
Out on the barrio
Pocket change
I could change
Same as the emotion that I get, F*** you
Same as the emotion that I get from you
This life ain't good enough
I would give my world to lift you up
Pocket change my life to better suit your mood
Cause you're so smooth
This life ain't good enough
I would give my world to lift you up
I could change my life to better suit your mood
Cause you're so smooth
You got a Cadillac
You got the kind of love
You stay so good
You stay so cool