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Could be the Wookie 'n the school book store.
Put me to work in the school book store.
Everybody knows that smokin' in the "lav" is cool.
Everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school.
"Lav" is short for lavitory, or restroom.
Everybody knows that smokin' in the lounge is cool.
Everybody knows that smokin ain't allowed in school.
Everybody knows that smokin' in the lounge is crude
Everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school
Everybody knows that smokin' really loud is cool
Everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school
Everybody knows we're smokin' in the loudest room
Everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school
Listenin' to the teacher that's just not my bag.
Listenin' to the teacher rap just ain't my bag.
Sitting in the classroom, thinkin' it's a drag
Listenin' to the teacher and adjustin' my bag.
Sitting in the classroom, thinkin' it's a drag
Listenin' to the teacher and it just ain't my bag.
Apparently only I heard it this way. Listen to the song, it's quite a funny trivial detail to bring up in a song.
Sitting in the classroom, thinkin' it's a drag
Listenin' to the teacher rap just at my back.
Sitting in the classroom, thinkin' it's a drag
Listenin' to the teacher rap just ain't my bag.
Teacher was lookin' funny all around
Teacher was lookin' for me all around
Well, gooby-da-wook in my school bookstore
Well, put me to work in my school bookstore
Well, who woulda looked in my school book store?
Well, put me to work in my school bookstore.
Wookie the wook in my school bookstore
Well, put me to work in my school bookstore
Listenin' to the teacher
While adjusting my bag
Listenin' to the teacher
Well it just ain't my bag
Everybody knows they're (teachers?) smokin' in the lounges too
Everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school.
Gonna meet the boys in boiler number two
I'm gonna meet the boys on floor number two
I'm goin' to the boys room doin' a number two
I'm gonna meet the boys on floor number two
Smokin' in the lounge is cool
Smokin' ain't allowed in school
Who'll be the Wookie in ma school book store?
Put me to work in the school book store.
But everybody knows that smokin' in the lav is cool.
But everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school.
But everybody knows there's smokin' in the Loudon School.
But everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school.
But everybody knows there's smokin' in the lounge room, too.
But everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school.
Now, teacher, honey woolly aware of the rules
Now, teacher, I am fully aware of the rules
Small kid in the boys' room
Smokin' in the Boys' Room
To get caught with Shirley'd be the death of us all
To get caught would surely be the death of us all
Smurfette in the boys room
Smokin’ in the boys room
Spoken little voice soon
or
Spoken in the boys room
Smokin’ in the boys room