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A funky broad was running in and out.
Funky Claude was running in and out.
A funky dwarf was running in and out.
Funky Claude was running in and out.
A funky little fog was running in and out
Pulling kids out the ground.
Funky & Claude was running in and out
Pulling kids out of the ground.
Don't call me Walter.
Smoke on the water
Floater in the water
Farts light up the sky
Smoke on the water
Fire in the sky
Frank Zappa and the Mormons were at the best place around.
Frank Zappa and the Mothers were at the best place around.
Frank Zappa and the Muppets
Frank Zappa and the Mothers
Frank Zephyr and the Mobbers
Frank Zappa and the Mothers
It seemed to be the blues erase
It seemed that we would lose the race
Making our music dead.
Making our music there.
Oh Cousin Walter
Fire in the sky.
Smoke on the water
A fire in the sky.
Oh, Cousin Roger
Smoke on the water
Oh, common warfare
A fire in the sky
Smoke on the water
A fire in the sky
Old Cousin Walter
And he's got fries.
Smoke on the water
A fire in the sky.
Ooooh it's 'cause I'm wanted, by the FBI.
Smoke on the water, a fire in the sky.
S'mores on the water, cracker in disguise.
Smoke on the water, fire in the sky.
Shmoke and a pancake
Smoke on the water
Slow Cousin Walter
Smoke on the water
Slow Motion Walter
The fire engine guy.
Smoke on the water
And fire in the sky.
Slow Uncle Walter
Kinda dim, this guy
Smoke on the water
Fire in the sky
Slow burning roaches
And fire in the sky.
Smoke on the water
Fire in the sky.
Slow comin' Walter
Smoke on the water
Slow comin' over
Smoke on the water
Slow coming Walter
Smoke on the water
Slow coming mother
Smoke on the water
Slow coming warfare
Smoke on the water
Slow coming water, a fire in disguise.
Smoke on the water, a fire in the sky.
Slow cousin Walter
Smoke on the water
Slow cousin walter fire in disguise
Smoke on the water, a fire in the sky
Slow motion Walter, I'm firing this guy.
Smoke on the water, a fire in the sky.
Slow motion Walter, that fire engine guy.
Smoke on the water, fire in the sky.
Slow motion Walter
The fire engine guy.
Smoke on the water
Fire in the sky.
Slow motion Walter
Umpire in disguise.
Smoke on the water
And fire in the sky.
Slow motion walker, he's a fire engine guy
Smoke on the water, fire in the sky.
Slow motion water
Smoke on the water
Slow runnin' water
Smoke on the water
Slow talkin walter I think he's gonna die
Smoke on the water a fire in the sky
Slow talking Walter
The fire engine guy
Smoke on the water
And fire in the sky
Slow talking Walter
Smoke on the water
Slow turning Walter
Smoke on the water
Slow turning water
Smoke on the water
Slow walkin' Walter and fightin' in the sky
Smoke on the water, a fire in the sky
Slow walkin' Walter,
and those fire engine guys
Smoke on the water,
a fire in the sky
Slow walkin' Walter
The fire engine guy.
Smoke on the water
A fire in the sky.
Slow walking Roger
The fire engine guy
Smoke on the water
A fire in the sky
Slow walking Walter, a fire engine guy
Smoke on the water, a fire in the sky
Slow walking Walter
The fire-engine guy.
Smoke on the water
And fire in the sky.
Slow-motion Walter, the fire engine guy
Smoke on the water, a fire in the sky
Smoke come water
Smoke on the water
Slow, walking Mulder. The alien's still alive
or
Smoke full of water, the fire engine guy
or
Slow talkin' Walter, the fire engine guy...
or
Slow motion Walter, fire-engine guy.
or
Slow motion Walter, with tires in her thighs
or
Smoke eating Walter, A fire fighting guy
or
Smoke eating Walter, A fire fighting guy
Smoke on the water, A fire in the sky
Smoke in the water
Fire in disguise
Smoke on the water
Fire in the sky
Smoke on the water,
a fire in disguise
Smoke on the water,
a fire in the sky
Smoke on the water, fire in her eye.
Smoke on the water, a fire in the sky.
Smoke on the water
A pirate in disguise
Smoke on the water
Fire in the sky.
Smoke on the water
Fire in her eyes.
Smoke on the water
Fire in the sky.
Smoke on the water
Fire that guy!
Smoke on the water
Fire in the sky
Smoke on the water
Papaya in the sky!
Smoke on the water
Fire in the sky.
Smoke on water
And so were getten high.
Smoke on the water
And fire in the sky.
Smoke under water
Fire in disguise.
Smoke on the water
Fire in the sky.
Smoke underwater
Smoke on the water
Smoking Walter, the fire engine guy
Smoke on the water, fire in the sky.
Smooth operator
Smoke on the water
Snow covered horses, and fire in the sky.
Smoke on the water, fire in the sky.
Snow covered horses
Smoke on the water
Snow covered woman, with fire in her eyes
Smoke on the waters, with fire in the sky
Snow-covered otter
Smoke on the water
So, Cousin Walter...
Smoke on the water
Soap on the water
Smoke on the water
Stoned over water
Smoke on the water
To make records with a phone dial
We had the best fish and lamb.
To make records with the mobile
We had the best place in town.
To make records with the Motown
To make records with a mobile
We aimed it up at the Grand Hotel.
We ended up at the Grand Hotel.
We all came out from Rockford on the Lake Geneva shoreline
We all came out to Montreux on the Lake Geneva shoreline
We all came out to Mantra
We all came out to Montreux
We all came out to Monterey
on a lake beneath the shoreline
We all came down to Montreux
on the Lake Geneva shoreline
We all came out to Montrose, on the Whiskey River Shorline.
We all came out to Montreux on the Lake Geneva shoreline.
We all came out to Montrose
On the Lake Toledo shoreline
To make records with Motown
We didn't have a dime.
We all came out to Montreux
On the Lake Geneva shoreline
To make records on a Mobile
We didn't have much time.
We all came out to Nothland
On a lazy neon shoreline.
We all came out to Montreux
On the Lake Geneva shoreline.
We all came out to mantras
We all came out to Montreux
We all came out to motel, on the Lake Jennifer sureline.
We all came out to Montreux on the Lake Geneva shoreline.
We all came out to my place
We all came out to Montreux
We ended up with Dick's flannel tape
And his antique autograph.
We ended up at the Grand Hotel
It was empty, cold, and bare.
Well, Frank Zappa and the Mothers
They had the best place around.
But Frank Zappa and the Mothers
Were at the best place around.
When it all was over
We had to find another play.
When it all was over
We had to find another place.
Whoa, comin' home girl
Smoke on the water
With a few red lights, a few old beers
We made a place to sleep!
With a few red lights, a few old beds
We made a place to sweat.
You know how we ended up in the Grand Hotel
It was empty, cold as hell
Then the Rolling punk Stones, they p1ssed outside,
Leaving music behind.
You know now, we ending up at the Grand Hotel
It was empty, cold and bare.
With the Rolling truck Stones thing just outside
Making our music there
Hank Zephyr and the Mobbers
Frank Zappa and the Mothers
Phone coming closer
Smoke on the water
Sbocco nel water
(Italian: literally, "I vomit into the WC")
Smoke on the water
Slow coming water, a fire in disguise
Smoke on the water, fire in the sky
Snorkeling in the water
Smoke on the water
Snow covered horses
Smoke on the water
Snow covered mountains. Fire in the sky.
Smoke on the water. Fire in the sky.
Snow on the water
Smoke on the Water
Some stupid little faggot
Some stupid with a flare gun
Some stupid with a flacon
Some stupid with a flare gun
Storm on the water
Smoke on the water
To make records with a mobile
To make records with the Motown
To make records with a moepouv
To make records with a mobile
smoke covered Walter, the fire engine guy
smoke on the water, a fire in the sky
to make records with a moped
to make records with a mobile
Who's making records with mopeds anyways? LOL On a side note I also owned a moped when I was younger.