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Misheard Lyrics -> Song -> S -> Slow Boat to China
Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Slow Boat to China that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Girls Next Door's, "Slow Boat to China"
Misheard Lyrics:
If someone like you comes knockin'
I'll start runnin' as fast as I can.
I'll start runnin' as fast as I can.
Original Lyrics:
If someone like you comes my way
I'll start runnin' as fast as I can.
I'll start runnin' as fast as I can.
Girls Next Door's, "Slow Boat to China"
Misheard Lyrics:
Since you left me, boy, I've been doing the best that I can.
Original Lyrics:
Since you let me go, I've been doing the best that I can.
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