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Chauffeur me
I will chauffeur you.
Show for me
I will show for you.
I done peed in the river
I've been feeding the rhythm
I wanna be your snack saver
I wanna be your sledgehammer
I wanna be your snake charmer.
I wanna be your sledgehammer.
I wanna be
Your state flower.
I wanna be
Your sledgehammer.
I want to be your, Slow-jammer
I want to be your, Sledgehammer
I'll be peeing in the river
Big feet in the river
I'll be the beat and the rhythm
I've been feeding the rhythm
I've been beating in the river.
I've been feeding the rhythm.
I'm feeling the rhythm
or
I've been eating the river
or
I've been eating the river
I've been feeding the rhythm
I've been peeing in the river
I've been feeding the rhythm
I've kicked the habit shared my skin
I've kicked the habit shed my skin
I've kicked the rabbit shaved my skin
I've kicked the habit shed my skin
If you bring your blues guy back
If you bring your blue sky back
If you bring your police car back
If you bring your blue sky back
If you bring your used car back
If you bring your blue sky back
If you could check my balls right now it would feel just like a sledgehammer
If you could take my pulse right now it would feel just like a sledgehammer
It would feel just like a stage, Emma
It would feel just like a sledgehammer
It's a muse that never ends.
This amusement never ends.
It’s a joke for me
Won’t you show for me?
Offer up your fruit cakes,
cause I'm a bee, your honey bee.
Show me around your fruitcage
cause I will be your honeybee.
Open up your flute case,
Oh your flute sounds as sweet as can be
Open up your fruitcage
Where the fruit is as sweet as can be
Open up your fruit page
Open up your fruit cage
Open up your fruitcakes
Open up your fruitcage
Open up your fruitcase
Open up your fruit cage
Open up your suitcase
Open up your fruit cage
Scratch that
Sledgehammer
Shove me 'round your fruitcage
Show me around your fruitcage
Shoving down your fruitcake.
Show me 'round your fruit cage.
Show me 'round your fruit case
'Cause I will be your honey bee
Open up your fruit case
Show me 'round your fruit cage
'Cause I will be your honey bee
Open up your fruit cage
Much prefer my lyric - makes more sense
Show me 'round your fruit rake.
Show me 'round your fruit cage.
Show me 'round your suitcase.
Show me 'round your fruit cage.
Show me round your fruitcakes
Show me around your fruit cage
Slave driver
Sledgehammer
Soul for me
I got soul for you.
Show for me
I will show for you.
There's a muse men in the rinse
This amusement never ends
There's a new spin in the rinse
This amusement never ends
There's a news that never ends.
This amusement never ends.
There's a newsman in the race.
This amusement never ends.
There's a newsman in the rinse.
This amusement never ends.
There's a newsman in the rinse
This amusement never ends
There's amusement in the rinse.
This amusement never ends.
This can be my test in money
This can be my testimony
This is the new stuff I don't mind singin'.
This is the new stuff I go dancin' in.
This is the new stuff, I come down singin'.
This is the new stuff I go dancin' in.
This old music never ends
The amusement never ends
This will be all, test him on it
This will be my testimony
This will be my test, come on-y
This can be my testimony
Throw Mitt Romney's suitcase
or
Throw me around your suitcase
or
Helmet on the zoo keys
or
Running around the food page
Show me around your fruitcage
Toblerone or fruitcakes
Show me round your fruitcage
Tommy round your fruitcakes,
Yes I will be your honeybee,
Open up your fruitcakes,
Where the fruit, Eddie's sweet as can be
Show me round your fruitcage
'Cause I will be your honey bee
Open up your fruitcage
Where the fruit is as sweet as can be
Tommy round your fruitcakes,
Yes I will be your honeybee,
Open up your fruitcakes,
'Cuz a fruitcake is sweet as can be
Show me round your fruitcage
'Cause I will be your honey bee
Open up your fruitcage
Where the fruit is as sweet as can be
Welsh rarebit
Sledgehammer
When you need some clam chowder, why don't you call my name.
I want to be your sledgehammer why don't you call my name
Why don't you cool my flame?
Why don't you call my name?
With a fruit-hat as sweet as candy.
Where the fruit is as sweet as can be.
Won't you chauffeur me? I will chauffeur you
Won't you show for me? I will show for you
Won't you chauffeur me?
'Cause I will chauffeur you.
Won't you show for me?
'Cause I will show for you.
Won't you shelter me?
Cause I will shelter you
Won't you show for me?
Cause I will show for you
You can have a bumper car bumpin'
There's a new sun in the rinse
You can have a bumper car bumpin'
This amusement nevers ends
You could have a bumper car bumping
There's a newsman in the rinse
You can have a bumper car bumpin'
This amusement never ends
if you could take my post right now it would feel just like a space camel
if you could take my pulse right now, it would feel just like a sledgehammer