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Wonder Stuff's, "The Size Of A Cow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you think it's funny that nothing's what it seems when you're not looking for it?
Me, I'd like to think life is like a drink
And I'm hoping that it tastes like bovine
OR
And I'm hoping that it tastes like Marmite
Me, I'd like to think life is like a drink
And I'm hoping that it tastes like bovine
OR
And I'm hoping that it tastes like Marmite
Original Lyrics:
Don't you think it's funny that nothing's what it seems when you're not looking forward?
Me, I'd like to think life is like a drink
And I'm hoping that it tastes like bourbon
Me, I'd like to think life is like a drink
And I'm hoping that it tastes like bourbon
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