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And I knew poo-poo's hard to find
And I've been too, too hard to find
And I've been choo-choo hard to find
And I've been too, too hard to find
And I've been due too mine, too mine
And I've been too too hard to find
And I've been true blue hard to find
And I've been too too hard to find
Are you a hippie in the middle?
Are you a hippie in the end?
Will you meet me in the middle?
Will you meet me in the air?
Bob Vela, Bob Vela
Do Do bob bobba do
Bob Vila! Bob Vila! Bob Vila! Bob Vila!
Bop-bebop! Bop-bebop! Bop-bebop! Bop-bebop!
Bob Vila, Bob Vila, Bob Vila.
Bop duwop, bop duwop, bop duwop.
But I do agree there's times
When a four-man show can be a friend of mine.
But I do agree there's times
When a woman sure can be a friend of mine.
But I do agree there's times
When a full moon sure can be a friend of mine.
But I do agree there's times
When a woman sure can be a friend of mine.
But it doesn't mean you ain't been undermined
But it doesn't mean you ain't been on my mind
Can't you see it in my ass?
Can't you see it in my eyes?
Can't you see it in wild rice?
Can't you see it in my eyes?
I ain't mornful or despondent
I been too too hard to find
but it doesn't mean an inkling on my mind
I been one poor correspondent
I been too too hard to find
but it doesn't mean you ain't been on my mind
I ain't ready for the office
I ain't ready for the altar
I ain't ready for the otter
I ain't ready for the altar
I ain’t ready for the owner
or
I ain’t ready for the odor
or
I ain’t ready for the moment
I ain’t ready for the altar
I been one more for this morning
or
I've been one more for correspondence
I been one poor correspondent
I been one war correspondent
I been too too hard to find
But it doesn't mean you ain't been on my mind.
I been one poor correspondent
I been too too hard to find
But it doesn't mean you ain't been on my mind.
I got some dandy bread.
I got so damned depressed.
I just can't shake it
I just can't make it
I'm not ready for the offer
I'm not ready for the altar
I've baked one more poor spongecake
I've been one poor correspondent
I've been 1/4 correspondent
I been one poor correspondent
I've been one for correspondin'
I been one poor correspondent
I've been one fourth core despondent.
I've bee too too hard to find.
I been one poor correspondent
I been too too hard to find
I've been one more Boris Karloff
I been one poor correspondent
I've been one more coral sparkle
or
I've been one more core of sparky
or
I've been one more cora spongecake
or
I've been one more cora spongecake
I've been one poor correspondent
I've been one more correspondent
Will you meet me in the end?
I've been one poor correspondent
Will you meet me in the air?
I've been one more lonely Spartan
Will you meet me in the end
I've been one poor correspondent
Will you meet me in the air
I've been one part correspondent,
and I've been two or three this time,
but it doesn't mean, you aint been one of mine
I been one poor correspondent,
and I been too, too hard to find,
but it doesn't mean you aint been on my mind
I've been one part correspondent
And I've been two or three this time
But it doesn't mean, you ain't been one of mine.
I been one poor correspondent
And I been too, too hard to find
But it doesn't mean you ain't been on my mind.
I've been one poor Polish farmer.
I've been one poor correspondent.
I've been one war correspondent.
I've been one poor correspondent.
I've been one-fourth co-respondent
And I've been too, too hard to find
I been one poor correspondent
And I been too, too hard to find
I've been tutored hard to find
I've been too, too hard to find
I've burned one more poor shortcake
I've been one poor correspondent
Mister Woven Hair
Sister Golden Hair
Ooh Bob Vila, Ooh Bob Vila
Bop-bebop! Bop-bebop! Bop-bebop! Bop-bebop!
Remember Bob Vila from 'This Old House' on PBS? That's him!
Ooh Noxzema, ooh Noxzema, ooh Noxzema
Ooh bop be dah, oh bop be dah, oh bop be dah
How did you know? How did you know? How did you know? How did you know?
or
Papa Gino, Papa Gino, Papa Gino, Papa Gino
or
Papa Gino, Papa Gino, Papa Gino, Papa Gino
Bop-bebop! Bop-bebop! Bop-bebop! Bop-bebop!
Sister Golden Hair of mine
Sister golden hair surprise
Sister golden bear surprise
Sister golden hair surprise
Sister golden hair delight
Sister golden hair surprise
Sister, go down, here's a prize.
Sister golden hair surprise
Vinnie Barbarino
Do-ba-da-ba-do-ba
Vinny Barbarino
M-bop-do-wop
Vinny Bobarino Vinny Babarino
Do Do bob bobba do
Well I tried to make it Sunday,
but I got some dandy breast
Well I tried to make it Sunday,
but I got so damned depressed
Well I tried to make it Sunday, but I got so dandy dressed
…
Now I been one for correspondin', and I been too (two), too hard to find
Well I tried to make it Sunday, but I got so damn depressed
…
Now I been one poor correspondent, and I been too, too hard to find
I am convinced that 'one' followed by 'too' is deliberate.
Well I tried to make it one day
And I bought some dandy threads.
Well I tried to make it Sunday
But I got so damned depressed.
Well I tried to make it someday,
but I got so damn distressed,
that I set my signs on monday,
and I got myself a mess,
now I aint ready for the offer,
but I do agree this time,
that a woman sure could be a friend of mine
Well I tried to make it Sunday,
but I got so damn depressed,
that I set my sights on Monday,
and I got myself undressed.
I ain't ready for the altar,
but I do agree there's times,
when a woman sure could be a friend of mine
Well I tried to make it
Well I tried to fake it
Well, I keep on thinkin' 'bout you,
Sister Golden Hair so bright
Well, I keep on thinkin' 'bout you,
Sister Golden Hair surprise
Well, I keep on thinkin' 'bout you
Sister Doughnut Hair surprise.
Well, I keep on thinkin' 'bout you
Sister Golden Hair surprise.
Well, I tried to bathe on Sunday, but I got so damn depressed
That I set my sights on Monday and I got myself undressed
Well, I tried to make it Sunday, but I got so damn depressed
That I set my sights on Monday and I got myself undressed
Well, I tried to make it Sunday, but I got some dandy press
That I set my side on Monday and I grabbed myself, Andreas
Oh, yet ready for the offer, but I do agree, Berris Dimes
When I warm my stirred can, behold friend o mine.
Well, I tried to make it Sunday, but I got so damn depressed
That I set my sights on Monday and I got myself undressed
I ain't ready for the altar, but I do agree there are times
When a woman sure can be a friend of mine.
Will you hate me in the middle?
Will you miss me in the end?
Will you meet me in the middle?
Will you meet me in the air?
Will you love me just a little,
just enough to show you can
Will you love me just a little,
just enough to show you care
Will you meet me and the medal?
Will you meet me in the end?
Will you love me just to let her?
Just enough to surely care
Will you meet me in the middle?
Will you meet me in the air?
Will you love me just a little?
Just enough to show you care
Will you meet me in the middle?
Will you meet me in the end?
Will you meet me in the middle?
Will you meet me in the air?
Will you meet me in the stairs?
Will you meet me in the air?