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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Simon Smith & His Amazing Dancing Bear. that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Randy Newman's, "Simon Smith & His Amazing Dancing Bear."
Misheard Lyrics:
It's amazing how bad people can be.
Original Lyrics:
It's amazing how fair people can be.
Randy Newman's, "Simon Smith & His Amazing Dancing Bear."
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, I'll step out in style
With my sexy smile I'll be dancing bare.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, I'll step out in style
With my sincere smile and my dancing bear.
Randy Newman's, "Simon Smith & His Amazing Dancing Bear."
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, I'll step out in style
With my sissy smile and my dancing bear.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, I'll step out in style
With my sincere smile and my dancing bear.

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