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Couldn't buy an a** full of stream.
Couldn't buy an eyeful of sleep.
Hey hey, I said Near as I can figure You kept me alive Now Show me how to live
Nail in my hand
From my creator
You gave me a life
Now show me how to live.
Hey hey, I said
Near as I can figure
You kept me alive
Now show me how to live.
Nail in my hand
From my creator
You gave me a life
Now show me how to live.
I bow down my head to my creator.
Nail in my hand, from my creator.
Livin' my life for my creator.
Nail in my head from my creator.
Mail in my head
From my creator.
Nail in my hand
From my creator.
Man in my head
To my creator
You gave me life now
Show me how to live.
Nail in my head
From my creator
You gave me live now
Show me how to live.
Nail in my head
From my creator.
Nail in my hand
From my creator.
Nailin' my aunt
Nail in my hand
Near as I can figure.
From my Creator.
Hey hey I said near as I can figure.
Nail in my head from my creator.
The first lyrics are printed on many websites, and are wrong.
Nail in my hand from my creator.
Nail in my head from my creator.