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All the ancient drugs
Lick my bagpipes.
Oh the heads that turn
Make my back burn.
And around and around
And the world and the world
And the Texas sun
Makes my back burn.
Oh, those heads that turn
Make my back burn.
And the head sister ate my backbone
And the head sister ate my back, ate my backbone.
Oh those heads that turn, make my back burn
And those heads that turn, make my back, make my back burn.
And those heads that turn, make my crack burn
And those heads that turn, make my back burn
Makes my backbone
Makes my back burn
My hamster's fried, made my bat cry
And my hamster's fried, made my bat, made my bat cry
Oh those heads that turn, make my back burn
And those heads that turn, make my back, make my back burn.
Good song for Dracula fans
My tax return
Makes my back burn.
Oh, the heads that turn
Make my back burn.
Oh those heads that turn, paper bag burn
And those heads that turn, paper bag, paper bag, aaag!
Oh those heads that turn, make my back burn
And those heads that turn, make my back, make my back burn.
Paint my back, paint my back black.
Make my back, make my back burn.
Play my bagpipes, my bagpipes.
And those heads that turn, make my back burn
The Texas sun
Takes me back.
Oh, those heads that turn
Make my back burn.
The smoke killing your ice
Keeps me alight.
The sparkle in your eyes
Keeps me alive.
They always take me back,
Paperback, paperback crime!
Oh those heads that turn, make my back burn
And those heads that turn, make my back, make my back burn.
WHAT ON EARTH DOES THIS GUY SINGING, HAVE IN HIS FRIGGING MOUTH! Honestly, the whole F-ing song is a Mondegreen. I like the beat of it, the instruments...his voice is even OK. What the HELL is he even saying, though! The actual lyrics are not only a big load of shyte, but prove that ANY ONE OF US can make millions in the music industry if we only put forth the effort.
Well the exercise, makes my back turn.
And I have the time, paperback, paperback burn.
Oh those heads that turn, make my back burn
And those heads that turn, make my back, make my back burn.
Well, those exit signs make my bagpipe
And those exit signs, make my bag, make my bagpipe
Oh those heads that turn, make my back burn
And those heads that turn, make my back, make my back burn.