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Help me build a mountain out of a little pile of clay.
Help me build a mansion out of a little pile of clay.
She always knows her place, she doesn't carry mace and makes me dinner.
Well she's all you'd ever want
She's the kind I'd like to flaunt
And take to dinner.
She's a lady
And the lady is a man.
She's a lady
And the lady is mine.
She's only Level One
She's the kind I'd like to plunk and take to dinner.
Well she's all you'd ever want
She's the kind I'd like to flaunt and take to dinner.
Well she always knows her place
She's got style, she's got grace
And a wiener.
Well she always knows her place
She's got style, she's got grace
She's a winner.
Well she's all you'd ever want
She's the kind I'd like to pump
And take to dinner.
Well she's all you'd ever want
She's the kind I'd like to flaunt
And take to dinner.
Well she's always knows her pace.
She's got style, she's got taste.
She's a feener.
or
Well, she always does her plate.
She's got smile, she's got face.
She's a wiener
or
Well, she always does her plate.
She's got smile, she's got face.
She's a wiener
Well she always knows her place.
She's got style, she's got grace.
She's a winner.
Well, she's all you'd ever want
She's the kind you'd like to hump
And take to dinner.
Well, she's all you'd ever want
She's the kind I'd like to flaunt
And take to dinner.
And the lady is my
And the lady is mine
My mum has gone now, officer
The moon has gone down on the sun
She can take what I can shove and that's not easy.
She can take what I dish out, and that's not easy.
She's a mean girl
She's a winner
She's a reader
or
She's elated
She's a lady
She's a-ringing
She's a lady
She's an alien
She's a lady
She's got style, she's got grace
She's a weiner.
She's got style, she's got grace
She's a winner.
She's related
Woe, woe, woe, she's related.
She's a lady
Wo, wo, wo, she's a lady.