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'Cause I can't wear her brassiere.
And I can't help myself.
And I can't have her sex
And I can't help myself
And I can't pay half my salary.
And I can't help myself.
And I can't pay off myself
And I can't help myself
Big puss-ay, I'm obsessed
People say, I'm obsessed
Cause Noah smells
Like no one else
Everything that's serious lasts.
Everything you say is lies.
I can't give my head a rest
People say I'm a pest
Everything is silly because
your career is no surprise
What the heck, the rumor's true
These four walls, they always do
I can't get any rest
People say I'm obsessed
Everything you say is lies
But to me there's no surprise
What I had for you was true
Things go wrong, they always do
I want bacon, all my own.
I won't make it on my own.
I will make it on my own
More or less to be alone.
I won't make it on my own
No one likes to be alone.
I'm eating my cereal fast
Everything you say is lies.
I've been thinking all day long.
More relaxed to be alone.
I won't make it on my own.
No one likes to be alone.
Like cold white cash
Like no one else
Like no one smells.
Like no one else
Like no one's dead
Like no one else
People say I'm a mess
People say I'm obsessed
People say I'm possessed.
People say I'm obsessed.
People say, I want sex
People say, I'm obsessed
Read the correct lyrics today for the first time in 33 years
She dries meat gravy.
She drives me crazy.
She drives a Mercedes
She drives me crazy
She drives like raisins and no one else
She drives me crazy like no one else
She drives me crazy (oh, ohh)
I comb my hair (oh, ohh)
She drives me crazy, and I can't get out my cell
She drives me crazy (oh, ohh)
Like noone else (oh, ohh)
She drives me crazy, and I can't help myself
She drives me crazy (oh, ohh)
Like no one there (oh, ohh)
She drives me crazy
And I can't have her myself.
She drives me crazy (oh, ohh)
Like no one else (oh, ohh)
She drives me crazy
And I can't help myself.
She drives me crazy
And I can't kill her myself
She drives me crazy
And I can't help myself
She drives me crazy
like long white hair
She drives me crazy
like no one else
She drives me crazy and I call my dad
She drives me crazy like no one else
She drives me crazy like more of ours
She drives me crazy like no one else
She drives me crazy, and no one cares
She drives me crazy like no one else
She drives me crazy, that long blonde hair...
She drives me crazy, like no one else...
She drives me crazy...that tall white girl/gal
She drives me crazy...like no one else
She drives me crazy
And I can't help but dance.
She drives me crazy
And I can't help myself.
She drives me crazy
And I can't stand myself
She drives me crazy
And I can't help myself
She drives me crazy
And I don't like it.
She drives me crazy
Like no one else.
She drives me crazy
Her long, blond hair
She drives me crazy
Like no one else
She drives me crazy
Her long, white hair
She drives me crazy and I just fell off my shelf
She drives me crazy
Like no one else
She rives me crazy and I can't help myself
She drives me crazy
I comb my hair
She drives me crazy and I just can't resist
She drives me crazy
Like no one else
She drives me crazy and I can't help myself
She drives me crazy
Like Norman Bates.
She drives me crazy
Like no one else.
She drives me crazy
Like Norman Ellis
She drives me crazy
Like no one else
She drives me crazy
Like Norman Ells
She drives me crazy
Like no one else.
She drives me crazy
Like a cold, white girl.
She drives me crazy
Like no one else.
She drives me crazy
Like a post hole digger.
She drives me crazy
Like no one else.
She drives me crazy
Like long white hairs.
She drives me crazy
Like no one else.
She drives me crazy
Like long, white hair.
She drives me crazy
Like no one else.
She drives me crazy
Like warm, warm jam.
She drives me crazy
Like no one else.
She drives me crazy
My doggone gal.
She drives me crazy
Like no one else.
She drives me crazy
That long white gal.
She drives me crazy
Like no one else.
She drives me crazy
That long white hair
She drives me crazy
Like no one else
She drives me crazy
With long dark hair
or
She drives me crazy
With long dark beer
She drives me crazy
Like no one else
She drives me crazy
With long white hair
She drives me crazy
Like no one else
She drives me crazy
with long white ass
She drives me crazy
Like no one else.
She drives me crazy
With that long blonde hair.
She drives me crazy
Like no one else.
She drives me to Paris and goes to jail
She drives me crazy like no one else
She likes beans baby
So very well
She likes beans baby
But I cant stand the smell
She drives me crazy
Like noone else
She drives me crazy
And I cant help myself
She tried to get pregnant.
By someone else.
She drives me crazy
Like no one else.
She's 9 weeks pregnant..
She drives me crazy..
She's Driving Miss Daisy and no one else
She drives me crazy like no one else
She's driving crazy
She drives me crazy
She's dumb and lazy.
She drives me crazy.
Tell me why, Caroline
Tell you what I got in mind
Tell me why, caramel
Tell you what I got in mind
That Lompoc girl
Like no one else
That long-legged girl
or
That lawn art gal
or
That lawn art gal
Like no one else
That long blond hair
Like no one else
That long lost greyhound
Like no one else
That lone-lay gal
or
That long-lost girl
or
That Lompac girl
or
That long part hair
or
That long part hair
Like no one else
Things you do
You do so well
Things you do
Don't seem real
This razor is killing me.
This waiting 'round's killing me.
This razor wire's killing me.
This waiting 'round's killing me.
This weird arrest is killing me
This waiting 'round is killing me
Who's your dude, Tuesday Weld?
The things you do, don't seem real.