Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
This page contains all the misheard lyrics for The Sharpest Lives that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
'Cause I laughed all the poison away with the boys in the band
'Cause I love all the poison away with the boys in the band
'Cause I love all the boys and...
'Cause I love all the poison.
'Cause I love all the boys in a way with the boys in the band
'Cause I love all the poison away with the boys in the band
'Cause I love all the boys
And away with the boys in the band
'Cause I love all the poison,
Away with the boys in the band
'Cause I love all the boys
And away with the boys in the van
…
So why don't you blow me, or kiss me around the nose?
'Cause I love all the poison
Away with the boys in the band
…
So why don't you blow me one kiss before she goes?
'Cause I love all the boys
And away with the boys in the bed.
'Cause I love all the poison
And away with the boys in the band.
Drop the tiger and laugh at the blood on your hands, Romeo
Drop the dagger and lather the blood on your hands, Romeo
I love all the boys in
A way with the boys in the band
I love all poison
And away with the boys in the band.
I love all the boys, and the way with the boys in the band
I love all the poison, away with the boys in the band
I love all the boys
and away with the boys in the bin.
I love all poison
And away with the boys in the band.
I really am a bender and it shows
I've really been on a bender and it shows
I've really been on a venerated show
I've really been on a bender and it shows
In love with all of these Pampers
In love with all of these vampires
So why don't you blow me, or kiss me while she goes
So why don't you blow me a kiss before she goes
So why don't you blow me
Or kiss me as we go?
So why don't you blow me
A kiss before she goes?
So why don't you blow me
Or kiss me as we...[indistinguishable]
So why don't you blow me
A kiss before she goes
So you can live like the centi-pentipede
So you can leave like the sane abandoned me
The sharpest lives are the deadliest TV.
The sharpest lives are the deadliest to lead.
The sharpest lives are the deadliest to me.
The sharpest lives are the deadliest to lead.
The sharpest lives are the deadly STD
The sharpest lives are the deadliest to lead.
The sharpest lives are the deadly SUV.
The sharpest lives are the deadliest to lead.
The sharpest lives are the deadly SUV.
The sharpest lives are the deadliest to lead.
You can me corode like some cheese in posh cloths.
you can watch me corode like a beast in repose.