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And now my Butt Cheeks smell like you.
And now my bedsheets smell like you
And now my bedsheets smell like poo
And now my bedsheets smell like you
'Cause you roll like a nightmare too
We push and pull like a magnet do
And now my bad s***s smell like you
And now my bedsheets smell like you
And now my bed s*** smell like
And now my bedsheets smell like you
And now my bed she smell like you
And now my bedsheets smell like you
And now my bedsheets smell like Pooh
or
And now my bedsheets smell like goo
And now my bedsheets smell like you
And now my bedsheets stick like glue
And now my bedsheets smell like you
And now my butt cheeks smell like you
And now my bedsheets smell like you
And now my red cheeks smell like you
And now my bedsheets smell like you
And trust me I'll give it to John's now.
And trust me I'll give it a chance now.
And you're shaped like a magnitude
We push and pull like a magnet do
Come on be my baby gumba
Come on, be my baby, come on
Come on, be my baby kumera
Come on, be my baby, come on
Come on, now, follow my league
Come on, now, follow my lead
Drinking Faust and we took slow
Drinking fast and we talk slow
Every day I'm covered in something brand new
Every day discovering something brand new
Every lady's covered in something brand new
Every day discovering something brand new
Every n****rs covering something brand new
Every day discovering something brand new
Everythin' is covered in something brand new
Every day discovering something brand new
I'm in love with Barney
I'm in love with your body
I'm in love with Bobby
I'm in love with your body
I'm in love with a bunny
I'm in love with your body
I'm in love with a party
I'm in love with your body
I'm in love with a shaved pony
I'm in love with the shape of you
I'm in love with the sheep of you
I'm in love with the shape of you
I'm in love with the ship on view
I'm in love with the shape of you
I'm in love with the shit on you
I'm in love with the shape of you
I'm in love with your buddy
I'm in love with your body
I'm in love with your snake body
I'm in love with the shape of you
Jump in a taxi, p*** in the back seat
Jump in a taxi, kiss in the back seat
Piss in the taxi
Kiss in the backseat
Poo shampoo like a magnet too
We push and pull like a magnet too
Pour some water on me.
Put that body on me
Pull shampoo like a magnitude
We push and pull like a magnet do
Sharing some Pepsi (2x)
Leave and get in the taxi
Then kiss in the back seat
We push n pull like a magnab too
We push and pull like a magnet do
You put shampoo like a magnitude.
We push and pull like a magnet do.
You shampoo like a magnet too.
We push and pull like a magnet do
Your love is handy for somebody like me
or
Your love is heavenly for somebody like me
Your love was handmade for somebody like me.
This is the worst song of all time
Your love was handy for somebody like me.
Your love was handmade for somebody like me.
Your shampoo's like a magnet too
We push and pull like a magnet do