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Amen, please try to forgive me
Babe, please try to forgive me
F*** you in the dark
Kept you in the dark
Get you in the butt
or
Kick you in the butt
Kept you in the dark.
Get you in the dark.
Kept you in the dark.
Gets you in the dark
Kept you in the dark
Hit you in the dark
Kept you in the dark
Hit you in the dark
Kept you in the dark
Hit you with the door.
Kept you in the dark.
Hold me now,
Your butter
Hold me now,
Don't bother
Song is from 00, not 90-anything
Hold me now, dear father
Hold me now, don't bother
I can't live this more
I can't win this war
I give with my confession
I'm here with my confession
I kicked you in the car.
I kept you in the dark.
I played my part,
kicked you in the dark
I played my part,
kept you in the dark
I played my part, and get you in the dark
I played my part, and kept you in the dark
I played my part, hit you with a dart
I played my part, and kept you in the dark
I played my part,
And kept you in a jar
I played my part,
And kept you in the dark
I was trying to be someone,
played my part, kicked you in the jaw
I was trying to be someone,
played my part, kept you in the dark
I was trying to feed someone
I played my part, hit with door.
I was trying to be someone
Played my part, kept you in the dark.
I was trying to feed someone
Shape my heart
Hit me with the door.
I was trying to be someone
Played my part
Kept you in the dark.
I was trying to feed someone
Play my part
Hit you in the door.
I was trying to be someone
Played my part
Kept you in the dark.
I was trying to make someone
Take my pulse
Kicked you in the balls
I was trying to be someone
Played my part
Kept you in the dark
Kept chewing the dark
Kept you in the dark
Kick you in the dark.
Kept you in the dark.
Kicked you in the dark
Kept you in the dark
Let me show you the shape of my harp.
Let me show you the shape of my heart.
Let me show you the shavings of my heart.
Let me show you the shape of my heart.
Loneliness is trying to call
Loneliness is tragical
Looking back on the things I've done
I was trying to be the one.
Looking back on the things I've done
I was trying to be someone.
Looking back on the things I've done
I was trying to feed someone
Looking back on the things I've done
I was trying to be someone
Now let me show you the shape of my butt.
Now let me show you the shape of my heart.
Now let me show you to shave off my arse
Now let me show you the shape of my heart.
Now let me show you
The shape of my art.
Now let me show you
The shape of my heart.
Picture in the dark
Kept you in the dark
Play my part,
get you in the car
Played my part,
kept you in the dark
Play my part, jeep you in the car
Play my part, keep you in the dark
Play my part
Put you in the dark.
Played my part
Kept you in the dark.
Played my ball, kicked you and your doll
Played my part, kept you in the dark
Played my part, kicked you in the dark.
Played my part, kept you in the dark.
Played my part, treat you like a dog.
Played my part, kept you in the dark.
Played my part,
To get you in the dark
Played my part,
Kept you in the dark
Played my part
And kicked you in the car
Played my part
And kept you in the dark
Played my pogs,
kicked you and the dog
Played my part,
kept you in the dark
Sadness is beautiful
Loneliness is tragic also
Help me, I can't win this war.
Send in this beautiful
Loneliness is tragical
So help me, I can't win this war.
Send in this beautiful
Loneliness that's tragical
So help me, I can't win this war.
Sadness is beautiful
But loneliness is tragical
So help me, I can't win this war.
So help me, I can't lift this wood
So help me, I can't win this war
Stole my heart,
took it to the store
I played my part,
kept you in the dark
Touch me now dumb father
Touch me now don't bother
Touch me now, don't, father.
Touch me now, don't bother.
Touch me now, make me grow harder.
Touch me now, don't bother.
Touch me now, make me grow larger.
Touch me now, don't bother.
Touch my nuts, then bore them.
Touch me now, don't bother.
Every second it makes me Wee Good
Every second it makes me weaker
Hold me now, Obama
(later)
Touch me now, Obama
Hold me now, don't bother
(later)
Touch me now, don't bother
Hold me now, don't butter
and
Touch me now, don't butter
Hold me now, don't bother
and
Touch me now, don't bother
Hold me on your bottom
Hold me now, don't bother
I never want to play the same no more
I never want to play the same old part
This is what I thought was the real lyric.
I played my part, catch up on the door
I played my part, kept you in the dark
I'm played the one who kicked you in the jaw
I played my part who kept you in the dark
Loneliness is tragic, oh
Loneliness that's tragical
Now let me show you the shape of my car
Now let me show you the shape of my heart
Now let me show you the shape of my fart
Now let me show you the shape of my heart