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I smell 16 candles there
I smell sex and candy here.
I smell sacks of candy
I smell sex and candy
I smell sex and Andy.
I smell sex and candy.
I smell sex and brandy
or
I smell Chex and candy
or
I smell sex and candles
or
Athsma, sex and candy
or
Aspirin, sex and candy
I smell sex and candy
I smell sex and can they care?
I smell sex and candy.
I smell sex and candid hair
or
I smell sex and Andy yeah
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I smell sex and Kenden, here
I smell sex and candy, here
I smell sex and candle lit ham.
I smell sex and candy here.
I smell sex and candlelit hair
I smell sex and candy here
I smell sex in the air.
I smell sex and candy.
I smell sexin' in the air
I smell sex and candy here
I smell sexy candle lit hair.
I smell sex and candy here.
I smell sexy, can’t be here.
I smell sex and candy here.
I smell sexy, can’t be here.
I smell sex and candy here.
I think sex is dandy.
I smell sex and candy.
Mama the Shirley! is a dream.
Mama, this surely is a dream.
Mama, Miss Shirley is a dream
Mama, this surely is a dream
Who's that blastin' previous hares in my erection?
Who's that casting devious stares at my direction?
Who's that lounging in my Cherokee?
Who's that lounging in my chair?
Who's the kissing D.B. Astaire in my direction?
Who's that casting devious stares in my direction?
Ask me, sexy candy hair.
I smell sex and candy here.
Asthma sex and candied beer
I smell sex and candy here
Asthma sex and candy
I smell sex and candy
Editor's note: The full title of this song is "Sex And Candy"; it even says so on the album notes.
Asthma, sex,and bandaids here
I smell sex and candy here
Envious stares at my erection.
Devious stares in my direction
Envious stares in my direction
Devious stares in my direction
I like sex and candy, yeah.
I smell sex and candy here.
I sell Mexican candy
I smell sex and candy
I smell sex, in her, hair.
I smell sex and candy.
I smell sexy. Can't he? Yeah.
I smell sex and candy here.
I smell sexy
Can't be here
I smell sex and candy here.
I was thinking about my cell phone, then there she was.
I was thinking about myself, and then there she was.
Like disco liberty
Like disco lemonade
Like distant memories
Like disco lemonade
Like this old remedy
Like disco lemonade
Mama, she told me it's a dream
Mama, this surely is a dream
Mama, this journey is a dream
Mama, this surely is a dream
Mama, this shorty is a dream
Mama, this surely is a dream
Three feet of stairs in my direction
Devious stares in my direction
Who's that castin' deep inner stares at my erection?
Who's that castin' devious stares in my direction?
Who's that castin' devious stares at my erection
Who's that castin' devious stares in my direction
Who's that casting Beef Eater's stares in my direction?
Who's that casting devious stares in my direction?
Who's that kissing Fred Astaire in my direction?
or
Who's that casting beefeater stares in my direction?
or
Who's that casting beefeater stares in my direction?
Who's that casting devious stares at my direction?
Who's that casting deep fetal stares in my direction?
Who's that casting devious stares in my direction?
Who's that casting deep fierce stares in my direction?
Who's that casting devious stares in my direction?
Who's that casting deep freeze stares in my direction
Who's that casting devious stares in my direction
Who's that casting these here stares in my direction?
Who's that casting devious stares in my direction?
Who's that casting, De via stares at my erection
Mama you'll surely make me cringe.
Who's that casting devious stares in my direction
Mama, this surely is a dream.
Whose that driving devious stares in my direction?
or
Whose that driving three feet of stairs on my direction
or
Whose that driving three feet of stairs on my direction
Who's that casting devious stares in my direction?