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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Sex And Candy that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Marcy Playground's, "Sex And Candy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I smell 16 candles there
Original Lyrics:
I smell sex and candy here.
Marcy Playground's, "Sex And Candy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I smell sacks of candy
Original Lyrics:
I smell sex and candy
Marcy Playground's, "Sex And Candy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I smell sex and Andy.
Original Lyrics:
I smell sex and candy.
Marcy Playground's, "Sex And Candy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I smell sex and brandy
or
I smell Chex and candy
or
I smell sex and candles
or
Athsma, sex and candy
or
Aspirin, sex and candy
Original Lyrics:
I smell sex and candy
Marcy Playground's, "Sex And Candy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I smell sex and can they care?
Original Lyrics:
I smell sex and candy.
Marcy Playground's, "Sex And Candy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I smell sex and candid hair
or
I smell sex and Andy yeah
or
I smell sex and Kenden, here
Original Lyrics:
I smell sex and candy, here
Marcy Playground's, "Sex And Candy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I smell sex and candle lit ham.
Original Lyrics:
I smell sex and candy here.
Marcy Playground's, "Sex And Candy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I smell sex and candlelit hair
Original Lyrics:
I smell sex and candy here
Marcy Playground's, "Sex And Candy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I smell sex in the air.
Original Lyrics:
I smell sex and candy.
Marcy Playground's, "Sex And Candy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I smell sexin' in the air
Original Lyrics:
I smell sex and candy here
Marcy Playground's, "Sex And Candy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I smell sexy candle lit hair.
Original Lyrics:
I smell sex and candy here.
Marcy Playground's, "Sex And Candy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I smell sexy, can’t be here.
Original Lyrics:
I smell sex and candy here.
Marcy Playground's, "Sex And Candy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I smell sexy, can’t be here.
Original Lyrics:
I smell sex and candy here.
Marcy Playground's, "Sex And Candy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I think sex is dandy.
Original Lyrics:
I smell sex and candy.
Marcy Playground's, "Sex And Candy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama the Shirley! is a dream.
Original Lyrics:
Mama, this surely is a dream.
Marcy Playground's, "Sex And Candy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama, Miss Shirley is a dream
Original Lyrics:
Mama, this surely is a dream
Marcy Playground's, "Sex And Candy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's that blastin' previous hares in my erection?
Original Lyrics:
Who's that casting devious stares at my direction?
Marcy Playground's, "Sex And Candy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's that lounging in my Cherokee?
Original Lyrics:
Who's that lounging in my chair?
Marcy Playground's, "Sex And Candy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's the kissing D.B. Astaire in my direction?
Original Lyrics:
Who's that casting devious stares in my direction?
Marcy Playground's, "Sex and Candy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ask me, sexy candy hair.
Original Lyrics:
I smell sex and candy here.
Marcy Playground's, "Sex and Candy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Asthma sex and candied beer
Original Lyrics:
I smell sex and candy here
Marcy Playground's, "Sex and Candy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Asthma sex and candy
Original Lyrics:
I smell sex and candy
Editor's note: The full title of this song is "Sex And Candy"; it even says so on the album notes.
Marcy Playground's, "Sex and Candy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Asthma, sex,and bandaids here
Original Lyrics:
I smell sex and candy here
Marcy Playground's, "Sex and Candy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Envious stares at my erection.
Original Lyrics:
Devious stares in my direction
Marcy Playground's, "Sex and Candy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Envious stares in my direction
Original Lyrics:
Devious stares in my direction
Marcy Playground's, "Sex and Candy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I like sex and candy, yeah.
Original Lyrics:
I smell sex and candy here.
Marcy Playground's, "Sex and Candy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I sell Mexican candy
Original Lyrics:
I smell sex and candy
Marcy Playground's, "Sex and Candy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I smell sex, in her, hair.
Original Lyrics:
I smell sex and candy.
Marcy Playground's, "Sex and Candy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I smell sexy. Can't he? Yeah.
Original Lyrics:
I smell sex and candy here.
Marcy Playground's, "Sex and Candy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I smell sexy
Can't be here
Original Lyrics:
I smell sex and candy here.
Marcy Playground's, "Sex and Candy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was thinking about my cell phone, then there she was.
Original Lyrics:
I was thinking about myself, and then there she was.
Marcy Playground's, "Sex and Candy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like disco liberty
Original Lyrics:
Like disco lemonade
Marcy Playground's, "Sex and Candy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like distant memories
Original Lyrics:
Like disco lemonade
Marcy Playground's, "Sex and Candy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like this old remedy
Original Lyrics:
Like disco lemonade
Marcy Playground's, "Sex and Candy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama, she told me it's a dream
Original Lyrics:
Mama, this surely is a dream
Marcy Playground's, "Sex and Candy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama, this journey is a dream
Original Lyrics:
Mama, this surely is a dream
Marcy Playground's, "Sex and Candy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama, this shorty is a dream
Original Lyrics:
Mama, this surely is a dream
Marcy Playground's, "Sex and Candy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Three feet of stairs in my direction
Original Lyrics:
Devious stares in my direction
Marcy Playground's, "Sex and Candy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's that castin' deep inner stares at my erection?
Original Lyrics:
Who's that castin' devious stares in my direction?
Marcy Playground's, "Sex and Candy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's that castin' devious stares at my erection
Original Lyrics:
Who's that castin' devious stares in my direction
Marcy Playground's, "Sex and Candy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's that casting Beef Eater's stares in my direction?
Original Lyrics:
Who's that casting devious stares in my direction?
Marcy Playground's, "Sex and Candy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's that kissing Fred Astaire in my direction?
or
Who's that casting beefeater stares in my direction?
or
Who's that casting beefeater stares in my direction?
Original Lyrics:
Who's that casting devious stares at my direction?
Marcy Playground's, "Sex and Candy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's that casting deep fetal stares in my direction?
Original Lyrics:
Who's that casting devious stares in my direction?
Marcy Playground's, "Sex and Candy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's that casting deep fierce stares in my direction?
Original Lyrics:
Who's that casting devious stares in my direction?
Marcy Playground's, "Sex and Candy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's that casting deep freeze stares in my direction
Original Lyrics:
Who's that casting devious stares in my direction
Marcy Playground's, "Sex and Candy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's that casting these here stares in my direction?
Original Lyrics:
Who's that casting devious stares in my direction?
Marcy Playground's, "Sex and Candy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's that casting, De via stares at my erection
Mama you'll surely make me cringe.
Original Lyrics:
Who's that casting devious stares in my direction
Mama, this surely is a dream.
Marcy Playground's, "Sex and Candy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whose that driving devious stares in my direction?
or
Whose that driving three feet of stairs on my direction
or
Whose that driving three feet of stairs on my direction
Original Lyrics:
Who's that casting devious stares in my direction?

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