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At Taco Bell
With taco rough
When times go bad
When times go rough
I am gonna miss you when you go
I ain't gonna miss you when you go
I know you're hoping to find
Someone who's gonna give you a kiss goodbye
or
I know you're hoping to find
Someone who's gonna give you a kiss goodnight.
I know you're hoping to find
Someone who's gonna give you a piece of mind.
I love sex and booze
I'm just secondhand news
I'm just sittin here nude,
I'm just sittin here nude
I'm just second hand news,
I'm just second hand news
I'm just sittin' here nude.
I'm just second hand news.
I'm just sittin' here nude
I'm just sittin' here nude.
I'm your second hand news
I'm your second hand news.
I'm just sitting in the nude.
I'm just second hand news.
I'm just sucking a hang noose
I'm just second hand news
I'm just sucking on you.
I'm just second hand news.
I'm just your second hand blues, I'm your second hand blues.
I'm your second hand news, I'm your second hand news.
I'm your second hand blues.
I'm your second hand news.
I'm your second hand dude
or
I'm your second hand dues
I'm your second hand news
Lay me down in corn bread
Lay me down in tall grass
Lay me down in the door press
Lay me down in tall grass
Time for bed
Time for love
Won’t you lay me down in tall grass and let me do my stuff
When times go bad
When times go rough
Won’t you lay me down in tall grass and let me do my stuff
Wachoo lay me down in saw grass and letch me dude that's rough.
Won't you lay me down in the tall grass and let me do my stuff.
What am I gonna do?
I'm your second hand news.
When times go bad
When times get rough
Won't you let me down in the tall grass and let listen to my stuff.
When times go bad
and you can't get enough
Won't you lay me down in the tall grass and let me do my stuff
Won't you lay me down in topaz?
Won't you lay me down in the tall grass?