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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Scatman that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Scatman John's, "Scatman"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I bark like wood.
Original Lyrics:
And my heart like wood.
Scatman John's, "Scatman"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm hard like wood
Original Lyrics:
And my heart like wood.
Scatman John's, "Scatman"
Misheard Lyrics:
As a matter fact, I speak about nothing but a fact
Original Lyrics:
As a matter of fact, I don't let nothin' hold you back
Scatman John's, "Scatman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody scats a way or another
Original Lyrics:
Everybody stutters a way or another
Scatman John's, "Scatman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a Scudman.
Original Lyrics:
I am a scatman.
Scatman John's, "Scatman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a Batman
Original Lyrics:
I'm a Scatman
Scatman John's, "Scatman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a Pac-Man
Original Lyrics:
I'm a Scatman
Scatman John's, "Scatman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a splat man
Original Lyrics:
I'm a Scatman
Scatman John's, "Scatman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a staph man
Original Lyrics:
I'm a Scatman
Scatman John's, "Scatman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a trash can
Original Lyrics:
I'm a Scatman
Scatman John's, "Scatman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm scatman
Original Lyrics:
I'm a scatman
Scatman John's, "Scatman"
Misheard Lyrics:
If a scatman can do it
Then-a so can you!
Original Lyrics:
If a scatman can do it
Brother so can you.
Scatman John's, "Scatman"
Misheard Lyrics:
It makes me crazy and my heart like wood.
Original Lyrics:
It makes me crazy and I'm hard like wood.
Scatman John's, "Scatman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’m a staff man
Original Lyrics:
I’m a scatman
Scatman John's, "Scatman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Skinny dipping at the yacht club
Original Lyrics:
Ski-bi dibby dib, yo da dub dub

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