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And I bark like wood.
And my heart like wood.
And I'm hard like wood
And my heart like wood.
As a matter fact, I speak about nothing but a fact
As a matter of fact, I don't let nothin' hold you back
Everybody scats a way or another
Everybody stutters a way or another
I am a Scudman.
I am a scatman.
I'm a Batman
I'm a Scatman
I'm a Pac-Man
I'm a Scatman
I'm a splat man
I'm a Scatman
I'm a staph man
I'm a Scatman
I'm a trash can
I'm a Scatman
I'm scatman
I'm a scatman
If a scatman can do it
Then-a so can you!
If a scatman can do it
Brother so can you.
It makes me crazy and my heart like wood.
It makes me crazy and I'm hard like wood.
I’m a staff man
I’m a scatman
Skinny dipping at the yacht club
Ski-bi dibby dib, yo da dub dub
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