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This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Rude that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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'Cause love my friend 'cause the answer is no
Tough luck my friend 'cause the answer is still no.
Can I have Madonna for the rest of my life?
Can I have your daughter for the rest of my life?
Don’t you know I’m Fu Manchu
Don’t you know I’m human too
Double up my friend 'cause the answer's still no.
Tough luck my friend 'cause the answer's still no.
Get another dollar for the rest of my life
Can I have your daughter for the rest of my life?
I'm gonna marry ya anyway
(I'm gonna) Marry her anyway
I'm gonna murder ya' family
(I'm gonna) Marry her anyway
Love me or hate me, we will be boys, standing at that altar.
Love me or hate me, we will be both, standing at that altar.
Mariel Hemingway
OR
None of your, anyway
(I'm gonna) Marry her anyway
Marry doctor
Marry that girl
Mary, that girl
Marry that girl
Put on my bear suit
Put on my best suit.
Put on my wetsuit.
Put on my best suit.
Saturday morning, jumped at a bear
Saturday morning, jumped out off bed
Say blecch, say blecch
Say yes, say yes
To ask your uncle Wesker
To ask you a question
White girl be so rude!
Why you gotta be so rude?
Why you gotta be so good?
Why you gotta be so rude?
Why you gotta be so rude?
Working on human food
Why you gotta be so rude?
Don't you know I'm human too?
Why you gotta be so rude? I farted at an altitude!
Why you gotta be so rude? Don't ya know I'm human too?
Wipe that piece of rude (?)
Why you gotta be so rude?