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All is green but no Saint Pat's.
Army Green was no safe bet.
Army dream was no safe path
Army Green was no safe bet
Army green with no safe belt.
Army Green was no safe bet.
Call me green, but it's no safe bet.
Army green was no safe bet.
Coming clean was no safe bet.
Army green was no safe bet.
Here come the booster
Here come the rooster
Here they come to de la Rousa.
or
Here they come to shoot the rooster.
or
Here they come to shout the roster.
Here they come to snuff the rooster.
Here they come to kill the rooster.
Here they come to snuff the rooster.
Here they come to sniff the rooster.
Here they come to snuff the rooster.
Here they come to stuff the rooster.
Here they come to snuff the rooster.
Hey, he calls himself the rooster.
Here they come to snuff the rooster.
It's not safe in my homeland.
They spit on me in my homeland.
Mom and kids now talk back
Wife and kids, household pet
My butt is freezin'.
My buddy's breathin'.
Seems every path leads me to Norway.
Seems every path leads me to nowhere.
The Blimpie screams to me from Subway.
The bullet screams at me from somewhere.
They found a way to kill me, yeah.
Ain't found a way to kill me yet.
Tommy Greem was no safe bet
Army Green was no safe bet
Walking talking chicken man
Walking tall machine gun man
Walking tall, chicken man.
Walking tall, machine gun man.
Walking tall, they shave your head.
Walking tall, machine gun man.
He comes from Wooster
Here comes The Rooster
Walkin' tall the Chicken man.
Walkin' tall machine gun man.