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Misheard Lyrics -> Song -> R -> Romeo And Juliet
Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Romeo And Juliet that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Dire Straits', "Romeo And Juliet"
Misheard Lyrics:
All I do is kiss you through the bars of Orion.
Original Lyrics:
All I do is kiss you through the bars of a rhyme.
Dire Straits', "Romeo And Juliet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Juliet when we made love you used a guy
Original Lyrics:
Juliet when we made love you used to cry
Dire Straits', "Romeo And Juliet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Juliet, "When will they learn?" you used to cry
OR
Juliet, "When will we learn?" you used to cry
OR
Juliet, "When will I learn?" you used to cry
OR
Juliet, "When will we learn?" you used to cry
OR
Juliet, "When will I learn?" you used to cry
Original Lyrics:
Juliet, when we made love you used to cry
Dire Straits', "Romeo and Juliet"
Misheard Lyrics:
All I did was kiss you through the balls of a rhino
Original Lyrics:
All I do is kiss you through the bars of a rhyme.
Dire Straits', "Romeo and Juliet"
Misheard Lyrics:
All I do is chase you through the bars in the rain
Original Lyrics:
All I do is kiss you through the bars of a rhyme.
Stacy Earl's, "Romeo and Juliet"
Misheard Lyrics:
We've got the moves in a microphone.
Original Lyrics:
We've got the roots in a lifetime love.
Dire Straits', "Romeo and Juliet"
Misheard Lyrics:
You said I love you like the stars of love
Original Lyrics:
You said I love you like the stars above
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