Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Rock And Roll Music that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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I've got no kick against Michael Jack
I'm in the nude to take a mango.
I've got no kick against modern jazz
I'm in the mood to take a mambo.
It's got a black beat, you can blues it
It's got a backbeat you can't lose it
Keep on playing that GI Joe
Keep on playing that piano
So we could hear a man wail in sex.
So we could hear the man a-wailin sax.
They told you, folks, they had a jamboree.
The jockey folks they had a jamboree.
I took my love I know across the track,
So she can call my man a wailing sack
I took my loved one over across the tracks,
So she can hear my man awail a sax
I took my love you know across the track
So she could call my man a whale, in fact
I took my loved one over across the tracks
So she could hear my man a-wail a sax
I took my loved one over 'cross the tracks
So we could hear 'em havin' whale attacks.
I took my loved one over 'cross the tracks
So we could hear the man a-wailin' sax.
It's got a bad bead, you can't loose it.
It's got a back beat, you can't lose it.
It's way too early for a Congo
So keep a rocking that Tejano
It's way too early for a Congo
So keep a rocking that piano
The Trojan folks, they had a jamboree.
The country folks they had a jamboree.
They drinking Homer from a wooden jug.
They're drinking home brew from a wooden cup.
They're drinking whole fruit from a wooden cup
They're drinking home brew from a wooden cup
Way down south they had a jubilee,
Those jo-jo Poles they had a jamboree,
They're taking home work from a wooden club,
The Poles admit they're all shook up
Way down south they had a jubilee,
Them Georgia folks they had a jamboree,
They're drinking home brew from a wooden cup,
The folks are dancing, they got all shook up