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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Riptide that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Vance Joy's, "Riptide"
Misheard Lyrics:
...closest thing to Michelle Bachmann that you've ever seen...
Original Lyrics:
...closest thing to Michelle Pfeiffer that you've ever seen...
Vance Joy's, "Riptide"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the car won't start
Original Lyrics:
And they come unstuck
Vance Joy's, "Riptide"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the car won't start
Original Lyrics:
And they come unstuck
Vance Joy's, "Riptide"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the crowded dumpster
Original Lyrics:
And they come unstuck
Vance Joy's, "Riptide"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the cum won’t stop
Original Lyrics:
And they come unstuck
Vance Joy's, "Riptide"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the kettle won't start
or
And the camel won't start
or
And the camel won't start
Original Lyrics:
And they come unstuck
Vance Joy's, "Riptide"
Misheard Lyrics:
I always get a dentist in the dark
Original Lyrics:
I was scared of dentists and the dark
Vance Joy's, "Riptide"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love you when you're singin' that song
And I got a lump in my throat because you gonna sing the word "song".
And I got a lump in my throat because you gonna sing the word "song".
Original Lyrics:
I love you when you're singin' that song
And I got a lump in my throat because you gonna sing the words wrong.
And I got a lump in my throat because you gonna sing the words wrong.
Vance Joy's, "Riptide"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love you when you're singing that song
And I got a lump in my throat 'cause you gone and sank the world's wolf.
And I got a lump in my throat 'cause you gone and sank the world's wolf.
Original Lyrics:
I love you when you're singin' that song
And I got a lump in my throat because you gonna sing the words wrong.
And I got a lump in my throat because you gonna sing the words wrong.
Vance Joy's, "Riptide"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be on MTV
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be your left hand man.
Vance Joy's, "Riptide"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be your Latin man
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be your left hand man
Vance Joy's, "Riptide"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be your left anime
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be your left hand man
Vance Joy's, "Riptide"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be your lieutenant
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be your left hand man
Vance Joy's, "Riptide"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be your limp dick man
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be your left hand man
Vance Joy's, "Riptide"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be your meth head man
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be your left hand man
Vance Joy's, "Riptide"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to be your lab rat again
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be your left hand man.
Vance Joy's, "Riptide"
Misheard Lyrics:
Midnight, running down to the river
Original Lyrics:
Lady, running down to the riptide
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