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Accused and tried and gone to hey
Accused and tried and told to hang
I'd like to win.
Ride like the wind.
It is the night my father's weak.
It is the night my body's weak.
It is the night of my father's wake
It is the night; my body's weak
It is the night, my fart is weak.
It is the night, my heart is weak.
It is the night
My fart is weak
It is the night
My body's weak
It isn't right.
It is the night.
Lived my life like Gungha Din.
Lived nine lives, gunned down ten.
Lived nine lives, Gunga Din.
Lived nine lives, gunned down ten.
Make it through the morning with Michelob
Make it to the border of Mexico
Never was a cad, I'd do as I was told.
Never was the kind to do as I was told.
Ride like a wimp
Ride like the wind.
Always spoke my mind with a gun in my hand and nine lives
Could be ten
Always spoke my mind with a gun in my hand and nine lives
Gunned down ten
And I got a wrong way to go
And I got a long way to go
And I've got a lonely goat
And I've got a long way to go
And I've got such a long way to grow
(Such a long way to grow)
Connected to the border of Mexico
So I run like the wind
Run like the wind
And got such a long way to go
(Such a long way to go)
To make it to the border of Mexico
So I ride like the wind
Ride like the wind
And I’ve got such a long way to go
To make it to your corn 🌽 holio
And got such a long way to go
(Such a long way to go)
To make it to the border of Mexico
I was booked for miles with a gun in my hand and
And I lied, Gunga Din and
And it was time to do what I was told
Always spoke my mind with a gun in my hand and
Lived nine lives, gunned down ten and
Never was the kind to do what I was told
I was born the son of a Amish man Always spoke my mind with a gun in my hand
I was born the son of a lawless man Always spoke my mind with a gun in my hand
I was born the son of an honest man
I was born the son of a lawless man
It is denied
It is the night
It was keeping time was all I had
Accused and tried and told to hang
Naked to the border of Mexico
Make it to the border of Mexico
No time this week
My body's weak
Then it was time to do as I was told
Never was the kind to do as I was told
To make it to the corner of Mexico
To make it to the border of Mexico
To make it your cornholio
Make it to the border of Mexico