Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Return To Sender that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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A dress unknown
Address unknown
As any specialty
I sent it Special 'D'.
Big Man December
Return to sender
No such number, no such phone
No such number, no such zone
No such number, no such song.
No such number, no such zone.
No such number, no such soul.
No such number, no such zone.
No such phone
No such zone
Reefer in December
Return to Sender
Return December, a dress unknown
Return to sender, address unknown
Return December.
Return to sender.
Return December
Let the dress unroll.
Return to sender
Address unknown.
Return December
That dress unknown.
Return to Sender
Address Unknown.
Return Jacinto
or
Return Jesinda
Return to sender
Return Lucinda, undress at home
Return to sender. address unknown
Return Lucinda
Return to sender
Return Matilda
Return to sender
Return to (the) center.
Return to sender
Return to Cinda
Return to Sender
Return to Cinder
Return to sender
Return to Cindy
That's the best I know.
Return to sender
Address unknown.
Return to Cindy
Return to sender
Return to Santa, address unknown.
No such number, no such soul.
Return to Sender, address unknown.
No such number, no such zone.
Return to Simba.
Return to sender.
Return to Sinner
Return to Sender
Return Lucinda
or
Return to Zenda
or
Return to Zenda
Return to sender
Return to center.
Return to sender.
Return to cinder
Let the dress unroll.
Return to sender
Address unknown.
Return to cinder
Return to sender
Return to sender,
let the dress unroll
Return to sender,
address unkown
Return to sender, address a note
No such number, no such phone
Return to sender, Address unknown
No such number, no such zone
Return to sender
That dreadsome note
No such number
No such hmmmph.
Return to sender
Address unknown
No such number
No such zone.
Return, descender!
Return to sender.
Rita Lucinda
Return to sender.
She rode a bonnet.
She wrote upon it.
She rode a donut.
She wrote upon it.
Sweet turn December
That dress on Rhone
No such number
No such phone
Return to sender
Address unknown
No such number
No such zone
Three times December
Return to sender.
We had a quarrel, her lover spat.
We had a quarrel, a lovers' spat.
Winter in December
Return to sender
No such church
No such person
No such nova
No such number
No such number, no such soul
No such number, no such zone
Return in December...
No such number, no such song
Return to the sender...
No such number, no such zone.
Return the cinder
Return to sender
Return to Simba,
Address rock-n-roll.
Return to sender
Address unknown.
Return to Zelda
Return to sender
Return to send her
Return to sender
Return, Lucinda, address unknown
Return to sender, address unknown
She rode a bunny.
She wrote upon it
The mating part, it takes two
Don't make it hard, it takes two
Victor in December
This dress unknown
Return to sender
Address unknown
We had a coral
We had a quarrel
We had a quarrel, a lover's spat
I write I'm sorry but my letter makes me look a prat
We had a quarrel, a lover's spat
I write I'm sorry but my letter keeps coming back.
We turn to Sega, I'll dress alone
Return to sender, address unknown