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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Return To Sender that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Elvis Presley's, "Return To Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
A dress unknown
Original Lyrics:
Address unknown
Elvis Presley's, "Return To Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
As any specialty
Original Lyrics:
I sent it Special 'D'.
Elvis Presley's, "Return To Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
Big Man December
Original Lyrics:
Return to sender
Elvis Presley's, "Return To Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
No such number, no such phone
Original Lyrics:
No such number, no such zone
Elvis Presley's, "Return To Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
No such number, no such song.
Original Lyrics:
No such number, no such zone.
Elvis Presley's, "Return To Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
No such number, no such soul.
Original Lyrics:
No such number, no such zone.
Elvis Presley's, "Return To Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
No such phone
Original Lyrics:
No such zone
Elvis Presley's, "Return To Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reefer in December
Original Lyrics:
Return to Sender
Elvis Presley's, "Return To Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
Return December, a dress unknown
Original Lyrics:
Return to sender, address unknown
Elvis Presley's, "Return To Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
Return December.
Original Lyrics:
Return to sender.
Elvis Presley's, "Return To Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
Return December
Let the dress unroll.
Original Lyrics:
Return to sender
Address unknown.
Elvis Presley's, "Return To Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
Return December
That dress unknown.
Original Lyrics:
Return to Sender
Address Unknown.
Elvis Presley's, "Return To Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
Return Jacinto
or
Return Jesinda
Original Lyrics:
Return to sender
Elvis Presley's, "Return To Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
Return Lucinda, undress at home
Original Lyrics:
Return to sender. address unknown
Elvis Presley's, "Return To Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
Return Lucinda
Original Lyrics:
Return to sender
Elvis Presley's, "Return To Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
Return Matilda
Original Lyrics:
Return to sender
Elvis Presley's, "Return To Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
Return to (the) center.
Original Lyrics:
Return to sender
Elvis Presley's, "Return To Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
Return to Cinda
Original Lyrics:
Return to Sender
Elvis Presley's, "Return To Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
Return to Cinder
Original Lyrics:
Return to sender
Elvis Presley's, "Return To Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
Return to Cindy
That's the best I know.
Original Lyrics:
Return to sender
Address unknown.
Elvis Presley's, "Return To Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
Return to Cindy
Original Lyrics:
Return to sender
Elvis Presley's, "Return To Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
Return to Santa, address unknown.
No such number, no such soul.
Original Lyrics:
Return to Sender, address unknown.
No such number, no such zone.
Elvis Presley's, "Return To Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
Return to Simba.
Original Lyrics:
Return to sender.
Elvis Presley's, "Return To Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
Return to Sinner
Original Lyrics:
Return to Sender
Elvis Presley's, "Return To Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
Return Lucinda
or
Return to Zenda
or
Return to Zenda
Original Lyrics:
Return to sender
Elvis Presley's, "Return To Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
Return to center.
Original Lyrics:
Return to sender.
Elvis Presley's, "Return To Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
Return to cinder
Let the dress unroll.
Original Lyrics:
Return to sender
Address unknown.
Elvis Presley's, "Return To Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
Return to cinder
Original Lyrics:
Return to sender
Elvis Presley's, "Return To Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
Return to sender,
let the dress unroll
Original Lyrics:
Return to sender,
address unkown
Elvis Presley's, "Return To Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
Return to sender, address a note
No such number, no such phone
Original Lyrics:
Return to sender, Address unknown
No such number, no such zone
Elvis Presley's, "Return To Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
Return to sender
That dreadsome note
No such number
No such hmmmph.
Original Lyrics:
Return to sender
Address unknown
No such number
No such zone.
Elvis Presley's, "Return To Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
Return, descender!
Original Lyrics:
Return to sender.
Elvis Presley's, "Return To Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rita Lucinda
Original Lyrics:
Return to sender.
Elvis Presley's, "Return To Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
She rode a bonnet.
Original Lyrics:
She wrote upon it.
Elvis Presley's, "Return To Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
She rode a donut.
Original Lyrics:
She wrote upon it.
Elvis Presley's, "Return To Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet turn December
That dress on Rhone
No such number
No such phone
Original Lyrics:
Return to sender
Address unknown
No such number
No such zone
Elvis Presley's, "Return To Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
Three times December
Original Lyrics:
Return to sender.
Elvis Presley's, "Return To Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
We had a quarrel, her lover spat.
Original Lyrics:
We had a quarrel, a lovers' spat.
Elvis Presley's, "Return To Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
Winter in December
Original Lyrics:
Return to sender
Elvis Presley's, "Return to Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
No such church
Original Lyrics:
No such person
Elvis Presley's, "Return to Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
No such nova
Original Lyrics:
No such number
Elvis Presley's, "Return to Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
No such number, no such soul
Original Lyrics:
No such number, no such zone
Elvis Presley's, "Return to Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
Return in December...
No such number, no such song
Original Lyrics:
Return to the sender...
No such number, no such zone.
Elvis Presley's, "Return to Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
Return the cinder
Original Lyrics:
Return to sender
Elvis Presley's, "Return to Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
Return to Simba,
Address rock-n-roll.
Original Lyrics:
Return to sender
Address unknown.
Elvis Presley's, "Return to Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
Return to Zelda
Original Lyrics:
Return to sender
Elvis Presley's, "Return to Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
Return to send her
Original Lyrics:
Return to sender
Elvis Presley's, "Return to Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
Return, Lucinda, address unknown
Original Lyrics:
Return to sender, address unknown
Elvis Presley's, "Return to Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
She rode a bunny.
Original Lyrics:
She wrote upon it
Elvis Presley's, "Return to Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
The mating part, it takes two
Original Lyrics:
Don't make it hard, it takes two
Elvis Presley's, "Return to Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
Victor in December
This dress unknown
Original Lyrics:
Return to sender
Address unknown
Elvis Presley's, "Return to Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
We had a coral
Original Lyrics:
We had a quarrel
Elvis Presley's, "Return to Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
We had a quarrel, a lover's spat
I write I'm sorry but my letter makes me look a prat
Original Lyrics:
We had a quarrel, a lover's spat
I write I'm sorry but my letter keeps coming back.
Elvis Presley's, "Return to Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
We turn to Sega, I'll dress alone
Original Lyrics:
Return to sender, address unknown

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