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This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Relax that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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Chill out and feel the sand.
Chill out and feel the sound.
Dream those dreams
Steamboat steams
Dream those dreams
Scheme those schemes
Give it to me one time, yeah
Give it to me one time, now
Hit me with those lazy beans
OR
Hit me with those lazy beams
Hit me with those laser beams
Hit me with those lettuce and beans.
Hit me with those laser beams.
I broke up with you, have dinner in hospital.
I recover you, better than a hospital.
I broke up with you, the bed went to hospital
I recover you, better than a hospital
It's Ratatouille
Relax, don't do it
Little boy's dreams
Schemed up schemes
Live those dreams
Scheme those schemes
Live those dreams
Sin those scenes
Gotta help me
Help me
Help me with those lazer beams.
Live those dreams
Scheme those schemes
Got to hit me
Hit me
Hit me with those laser beams.
Maalox, don't do it
Relax, don't do it
Maalox, don't do it
Relax, don't do it
Mahahiyah. Stick it in...YAAAAAH!
Ma ha. Hi ya. Do it to me one time now.
My rhymes attack like face masks
My rhymes attack like a face smack
Relax, Anjou man
This is the second to it.
Relax, don't do it
When you want to suck to it.
Funny, but cool.
Relax, Anjou pear
When you want a car.
Relax, don't do it
When you want to come.
Relax, come to it
Relax, don't do it
Relax, don't do it.
When you want to sock it to it.
Relax, don't do it.
When you want to suck to it.
Relax, don't do it
Although you've got a sucker to it.
Relax, don't do it
When you wanna suck to it
Relax, don't do it
When do you wanna suck a Chew-it?
Relax, don't do it
When you wanna suck to it
Relax, don't do it
When you want a second to it.
Relax, don't do it
When you want to suck to it.
Relax, don't do it
When you want to subdue it
Relax, don't do it
When you want to suck to it
Relax, go to it
When you want to go through it.
Relax, don't do it
When you want to suck to it.
Relax, go to it
Relax, don't do it
Relax, just do it.
Relax, don't do it.
Relax, just jump on it.
When you want to come
Relax, don't do it
When you want to come
One day we will just put Vic Reeves on all day and Jack will be able to sing it all correctly!
Relax, talk to me
Relax, don't do it
Relax, you'll do it
When you want to come
Relax, don't do it
When you want to come
Scheme no schemes
Scheme those schemes
Surviving this game, to the next level describe
Surviving this game to the next level they stride
When you gonna go?
When you gonna come?
When you wanna go
When you wanna come
When you want a condom
When you want to come
Who you gonna call
When you wanna come