Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Red Rubber Ball that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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For you I'm just an argument
For you I'm just an ornament
It's somethin' and it's shinin' like a red rubber ball.
It's bouncin', and it's shinin' like a red rubber ball.
The morning shower's coming like a red rubber ball
The morning sun is shining like a red rubber ball
The morning sun is shining like a rainbow from hell.
The morning sun is shining like a red rubber ball.
The morning sun is shining like a red Butterball
The morning sun is shining like a red rubber ball
The rollercoaster ride took me near the M&M's
or
The rollercoaster ride took me near the evidence
The rollercoaster ride we took is nearly at an end
Yes, the worst is over now
Yeah, the worst is over now
Yet the worst is over now
Yeah, the worst is over now
You never cared for Secret Sergeant Pine
You never cared for secrets I'd confide
You never cared for secret sidekick five.
You never cared for secrets I'd confide.
You never cared for secrets I could find
You never cared for secrets I confide
You never cared what cigarettes I could buy
You never cared what secrets I'd confide
the worst is over now, the morning sun is shining bright, red rubber ball
the worst is over now, the morning sun is shining like a red rubber ball